A Joke

[J0nny Ling0]

A buxom blonde beauty from Dallas walks into a Vegas casino to roll some dice. And with her sweet Texas accent says to the two "dice attendant guys"; "Hey there you handsome boys, I'd like to roll some dice for that big old pot of money there". And the dice guys grin and say; "Why certainly ma'am".

But then the gal says; "But, gentleman, ahh do have one request: Would you mind if ahh took off all my clothes before I roll? I just believe that ahh have a little more luck when ahh roll my dice naked". And she winked at them as they agreed that it would be perfectly okay with them.

And so, she steps out of her clothes and into her birthday suit with her bodacious ta ta's most prominantly displayed, and rolled the dice. And when the dice stopped, she began jumping up and down jiggling and squealing with delight saying "Ahh won ! Ahh won! Ooh! ahh am soo lucky today! Ahh won! Ahh won!" as she bends way over the table and scoops up her big pile money and hands them back their dice. And so, she tips the attendants, and with her clothes in one hand and money in the other, walks off through the casino under the admiring gaze of the many gamblers in attendance.

And then, the two dice attendants, startled, look at each other, and the one asks; "Hey, did you see what she rolled?" And the other guy says; "Well no, I thought you were watching!" And they realize they'd been had.

And so, the moral of the story is that; "Not all blondes are dumb, but guys will always be the same..."

[markomalley]

A buxom blonde beauty from Dallas walks into a Vegas casino to roll some dice. And with her sweet Texas accent says to the two "dice attendant guys"; "Hey there you handsome boys, I'd like to roll some dice for that big old pot of money there". And the dice guys grin and say; "Why certainly ma'am".

But then the gal says; "But, gentleman, ahh do have one request: Would you mind if ahh took off all my clothes before I roll? I just believe that ahh have a little more luck when ahh roll my dice naked". And she winked at them as they agreed that it would be perfectly okay with them.

And so, she steps out of her clothes and into her birthday suit with her bodacious ta ta's most prominantly displayed, and rolled the dice. And when the dice stopped, she began jumping up and down jiggling and squealing with delight saying "Ahh won ! Ahh won! Ooh! ahh am soo lucky today! Ahh won! Ahh won!" as she bends way over the table and scoops up her big pile money and hands them back their dice. And so, she tips the attendants, and with her clothes in one hand and money in the other, walks off through the casino under the admiring gaze of the many gamblers in attendance.

And then, the two dice attendants, startled, look at each other, and the one asks; "Hey, did you see what she rolled?" And the other guy says; "Well no, I thought you were watching!" And they realize they'd been had.

And so, the moral of the story is that; "Not all blondes are dumb, but guys will always be the same..."

I thought it sounded pretty familiar. Check here.

[ex70sHouston]

The true moral of the story is.

Why cant I be there when the really great stuff happens.