You're An EXTREME Redneck When ...

[Galen]

You're An EXTREME Redneck When ...

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table, in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are: "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie, at the 'House of Tattoos'.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

>BONUS COMMENT<

A couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the USA was Mexican,

and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

[SafariVista]

[Suda]

Good ones! Any more?

[Shellon]

LOLOL!!!

14 year old daughter smoking at the dinner table in front of her kids..........guffaw

[dmiller]

Safari -- How did you do that?

Edited May 2, 2006 by dmiller

[dmiller]

18.) Your house is on wheels, and your car is on blocks.

(Got it --- I think!)