I just became a liberal...

[wingnut]

and this is why!!!

[tonto]

...

But really, there are SO many good reasons to join us bluebirds...welcome.

Tonto...a blue heart in a red state.

[ex70sHouston]

I bet you believe everything the media says.

Lets not forget that this is an English newspaper. They are realy known for not spinning a story.

[GeorgeStGeorge]

I don't see the problem. Some of us are just too darn big, anyway!

George

[T-Bone]

That explains the adverse reaction I've had using Miracle Grow - doggonit - I demand truth in labeling!!!!! [said in a really high-pitched Mickey Mouse voice].

[Mark Sanguinetti]

I have always been more conservative than George Bush, Dick Cheney and Rumsfeld. But then black is white and white is black with these Neocons. And WingNut if you actually read that article you have too much time on your hands.

[gc]

I've always thought that its a good idea NOT to use chemicals because you have grasses growing in your lawn that you don't like. And I'm considered conservative. I'm also considered Liberal by some, but then my more liberal friends get a laugh at that idea! :unsure:

gc

[Mark Sanguinetti]

GC, in my book not using chemicals on your lawn would be conservative, especially if they are highly toxic and feature a skull and cross bones on the box. What ever happened to the good old fashioned work ethic of hoeing away weeds?

[J0nny Ling0]

I am an "Extreme Right Wing Leftist", but, I don't have a lawn. Is that so wrong?

[gc]

It could be a real problem, one of the qualifications for being a member of the "Extreme Right Wing Leftist" group IS the lawn! ;)

gc

Edited May 2, 2006 by gc

[Belle]

This only affects men and not women, I hope.

[oenophile]

This could very well explain why there are more Democrats than Republicans. Republican wives get the short end of the ahem stick and are more likely to forego conjugal activity than their Democratic counterparts.

Edited May 2, 2006 by oenophile

[Mark Sanguinetti]

Jonny Lingo says,

I am an "Extreme Right Wing Leftist".

Jonny, what is an extreme right wing leftist? Actually that either sounds balanced (in a fanatical pants are on fire kind of way) or on issues you are either extreme to the left or extreme to the right and are never balanced and centrist. Please explain.

Geez, I just had a startling thought. You're not one of those Neocons are you?

Edited May 2, 2006 by Mark Sanguinetti