Suda Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings .......... and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb, but all men..... are men. Don't waste your time worrying who you should be, because then you won't have time to be who you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topoftheworld Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Geez-I was wondering how to succeed in Vegas! Thanks, Suda! I'm booking my plane ticket right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWaters Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Suda! LMAO!!!! And I thought this was gonna be something I'd read before. ROFLMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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topoftheworld
Geez-I was wondering how to succeed in Vegas!
Thanks, Suda! I'm booking my plane ticket right now!
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CoolWaters
Suda! LMAO!!!!
And I thought this was gonna be something I'd read before.
ROFLMAO!!!
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