Having obtained a copy of the Permit Thesaurus for The City of GOD (edition 123,567,894) off of E-bay we the undersigned wish to inform you that we have found some critical oversights by your department.
Perusal of city records shows that your department has failed to submit the following forms in quadruplicate.
165,165,878 (A) 1.z ESF permit to examine Suessian Fauna failure to file can lead to charges o f property destruction and trespass by the homeowner.874,230,786 (V) 123.8 ORA Notification to objection to residential Aquarium containing more than one shark if the aquarium in question is already is in place , and as a result of this oversight is eligible to expand , cost of expansion shall fall i=on the department or departments failure to file in a timely fashion.894,567,120 (Z) 3.aa PRP Permission to require more than 5 permits for anyone project In an effort to make the City a permit friendlier environment said waiver must be filed previous to each permit request over five.895,654,768 (Q) 6.p CWB Permit for the revocation of permission to reenact US Civil War Battles. Please note this must be filled out in triplicate no less than 14 days before the planned battle, citing number of combatants, specific Battle, types and numbers of equipment.789,085,512 (M) permit for the boarding of a Battleship older than 100 years Please note that boarding cannot take place in moonlight
I know that you will see to the filling out and filing of these forms, plus any fines or penalties due to failure to file or late filing
I am offering my pest control services for your Tribble investation. I have a large number of winged creatures which can dispatch those critters in no time.
If you would prefer to keep the furry little munchkins, my collection can be put to good use providing turbine services for your product.
As a by-product of that service, they also produce large amounts of quality fertilizer for the elaborate landscaping project you are probably developing to enhance your property.
Joyous news, please find attached Permit 657,895-c-12.ac RMMPermit to excavate Renewed Mine in Manifestation, filed by Throgin son of Terin, son of Gimli, son of Gloin. The dwarves report that they have found a collapsed gold mine leading northward from my property under Mr Sparrows property. Both Mr Sparrow and I are, as you can imagine, thrilled by this news as we have each been promised 20% of the profits which will greatly expand the amount available for expansion and renovations of our respective mansions and grounds. The dwarves have set up operations in the Black Pearl anchored in Mr Sparrows inlet. They have assured both Chewy and myself that work will proceed apace on my mansion as they plan only to work by moonlight in the mine assisted by a sub contracted skeleton crew.
I take a few moments before I and the neighbors get ready to meet to decide on the final designs for the neighborhood bell tower,( a magnificent edifice with plenty of bat roosts in the belfry), to answer your concerns about deceased fish. Please note that "Lucky"is a fish-if a Great White Shark can be resurrected, anything that swims can be. Hope this answers your questions.
Having obtained a copy of the Permit Thesaurus for The City of GOD (edition 123,567,894) off of E-bay we the undersigned wish to inform you that we have found some critical oversights by your department.Perusal of city records shows that your department has failed to submit the following forms in quadruplicate.165,165,878 (A) 1.z ESF permit to examine Suessian Fauna failure to file can lead to charges o f property destruction and trespass by the homeowner.874,230,786 (V) 123.8 ORA Notification to objection to residential Aquarium containing more than one shark if the aquarium in question is already is in place , and as a result of this oversight is eligible to expand , cost of expansion shall fall i=on the department or departments failure to file in a timely fashion.894,567,120 (Z) 3.aa PRP Permission to require more than 5 permits for anyone project In an effort to make the City a permit friendlier environment said waiver must be filed previous to each permit request over five.895,654,768 (Q) 6.p CWB Permit for the revocation of permission to reenact US Civil War Battles. Please note this must be filled out in triplicate no less than 14 days before the planned battle, citing number of combatants, specific Battle, types and numbers of equipment.789,085,512 (M) permit for the boarding of a Battleship older than 100 years Please note that boarding cannot take place in moonlightI know that you will see to the filling out and filing of these forms, plus any fines or penalties due to failure to file or late filing
Yours
Lady of soon to be manor
Jacques Ives Cousteau
Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson
Horton
Jack Sparrow
Dear Lady of soon to be manor and company,
As we said to another Blissful resident here, "well, maybe one day your concerns will be addressed."
Thank you for your convenient offer - however I must decline for two reasons: I have grown quite fond of the Tribbles and according to City Code I would have to get a permit for each of your winged creatures with attached pedigree listing...I swear - sometimes I feel like giving Permit Clerk 25 the bird!
Get there early to listen to the Clarion Bells in the New Bell Tower ring in the morning
8AM
Breakfast Buffet catered by the Who's at Horton's place
9AM
March in the parade, to the tune "Men of Harlech" played by the clarion bells, from Horton's to the vacant field north of the Jackson Estate and west of the Sparrow Inlet.
9:30 AM to 2 PM
Reenactment of the Battle of Fredericksburg. Join in the fun, bring your own Musket or rent one from "Cousteau's Deep Sea Recoveries" booth. Snacks, and cool drinks on sale throughout the event by the crew of 'The Black Pearl" along with period costumes
2PM to 5PM
:) Barbecue at Lady Farkletush's on both patios BYOM everything else provided. :)
6PM
closing ceremonies
Cannonade by the real Civil war cannons
following by The NIGHT FLIGHT OF THE BATS
Thrill to their close order formations as they perform complex patterns in the air as they depart the bell tower for the evening hunt
ALL DAY EVENTS FOR KIDS AND ADULTS
Care and feeding of salt Water Crocs-- Get the chance to have your photograph taken with "Graham" while feeding him chickens from the viewing platform (6 mites)
Aquarium tours all day at the Cousteau "Seas of the world Theme Park" located in the Cousteau Mansion courtyard. Children under ten free Adults (3 mites)
Take a guided tour of a working gold mine -Buy your own bucket of dirt (5 mites) and look for nuggets put on by the "Kin of Gimli"
Free poetry readings by C3PO
Strafing runs over the sand dunes with Chewbacca in the Original Millennium Falcon(2 drachma) SORRY, ADULTS ONLY
COME ONE COME ALL -LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE
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Permit Clerk 25
Having obtained a copy of the Permit Thesaurus for The City of GOD (edition 123,567,894) off of E-bay we the undersigned wish to inform you that we have found some critical oversights by your department.
Perusal of city records shows that your department has failed to submit the following forms in quadruplicate.
165,165,878 (A) 1.z ESF permit to examine Suessian Fauna failure to file can lead to charges o f property destruction and trespass by the homeowner.874,230,786 (V) 123.8 ORA Notification to objection to residential Aquarium containing more than one shark if the aquarium in question is already is in place , and as a result of this oversight is eligible to expand , cost of expansion shall fall i=on the department or departments failure to file in a timely fashion.894,567,120 (Z) 3.aa PRP Permission to require more than 5 permits for anyone project In an effort to make the City a permit friendlier environment said waiver must be filed previous to each permit request over five.895,654,768 (Q) 6.p CWB Permit for the revocation of permission to reenact US Civil War Battles. Please note this must be filled out in triplicate no less than 14 days before the planned battle, citing number of combatants, specific Battle, types and numbers of equipment.789,085,512 (M) permit for the boarding of a Battleship older than 100 years Please note that boarding cannot take place in moonlight
I know that you will see to the filling out and filing of these forms, plus any fines or penalties due to failure to file or late filing
Yours
Lady of soon to be manor
Jacques Ives Cousteau
Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson
Horton
Jack Sparrow
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TO: Permit Clerk 1007
RE: Overrun of Tribbles
Dear sir:
I am offering my pest control services for your Tribble investation. I have a large number of winged creatures which can dispatch those critters in no time.
If you would prefer to keep the furry little munchkins, my collection can be put to good use providing turbine services for your product.
As a by-product of that service, they also produce large amounts of quality fertilizer for the elaborate landscaping project you are probably developing to enhance your property.
Sincerely,
Alfred Hitchcock
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Joyous news, please find attached Permit 657,895-c-12.ac RMM Permit to excavate Renewed Mine in Manifestation, filed by Throgin son of Terin, son of Gimli, son of Gloin. The dwarves report that they have found a collapsed gold mine leading northward from my property under Mr Sparrows property. Both Mr Sparrow and I are, as you can imagine, thrilled by this news as we have each been promised 20% of the profits which will greatly expand the amount available for expansion and renovations of our respective mansions and grounds. The dwarves have set up operations in the Black Pearl anchored in Mr Sparrows inlet. They have assured both Chewy and myself that work will proceed apace on my mansion as they plan only to work by moonlight in the mine assisted by a sub contracted skeleton crew.
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Tom Strange
what about fish? all of those fish that have been flushed to a 'watery' grave all these years... can they be resurrected?
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Dear potential Neighborhood resident
I take a few moments before I and the neighbors get ready to meet to decide on the final designs for the neighborhood bell tower,( a magnificent edifice with plenty of bat roosts in the belfry), to answer your concerns about deceased fish. Please note that "Lucky"is a fish-if a Great White Shark can be resurrected, anything that swims can be. Hope this answers your questions.
Got to run
Lady Farkletush
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topoftheworld
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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T-Bone
Tom, were they personal pets of yours?....If so, why would you do something like that?
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Dear Lady of soon to be manor and company,
As we said to another Blissful resident here, "well, maybe one day your concerns will be addressed."
Sincerely, Permit Clerk 25
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Dear Alfred Hitchcock,
Thank you for your convenient offer - however I must decline for two reasons: I have grown quite fond of the Tribbles and according to City Code I would have to get a permit for each of your winged creatures with attached pedigree listing...I swear - sometimes I feel like giving Permit Clerk 25 the bird!
Sincerely, Permit Clerk 1007
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TO: Permit Clerk 1007
RE: Permit Clerk 25
Message received. The birds are on the way to Clerk 25's domicle.
Thank you for considering my offer.
Sincerely,
Hitch
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First Annual Block Party
Sunday the 8th of Priam
Get there early to listen to the Clarion Bells in the New Bell Tower ring in the morning
8AM
Breakfast Buffet catered by the Who's at Horton's place
9AM
March in the parade, to the tune "Men of Harlech" played by the clarion bells, from Horton's to the vacant field north of the Jackson Estate and west of the Sparrow Inlet.
9:30 AM to 2 PM
Reenactment of the Battle of Fredericksburg. Join in the fun, bring your own Musket or rent one from "Cousteau's Deep Sea Recoveries" booth. Snacks, and cool drinks on sale throughout the event by the crew of 'The Black Pearl" along with period costumes
2PM to 5PM
:) Barbecue at Lady Farkletush's on both patios BYOM everything else provided. :)
6PM
closing ceremonies
Cannonade by the real Civil war cannons
following by The NIGHT FLIGHT OF THE BATS
Thrill to their close order formations as they perform complex patterns in the air as they depart the bell tower for the evening hunt
ALL DAY EVENTS FOR KIDS AND ADULTS
Care and feeding of salt Water Crocs-- Get the chance to have your photograph taken with "Graham" while feeding him chickens from the viewing platform (6 mites)
Aquarium tours all day at the Cousteau "Seas of the world Theme Park" located in the Cousteau Mansion courtyard. Children under ten free Adults (3 mites)
Free poetry readings by C3PO
Strafing runs over the sand dunes with Chewbacca in the Original Millennium Falcon(2 drachma) SORRY, ADULTS ONLY
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