10 logical reasons to have sex

[Jade]

WHO WANT'S TO HEAR GOOD, LOGICAL REASONS TO HAVE SEX?!!!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering

dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of

euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the

opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE

EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and

lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

[Ca_dreaming]

Ditto the above. Great refresher course for us old people. Reminds us of what we could be missing. Three cheers to our youth. lol........Thanks!

[Suda]

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."

George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."

Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."

Joan Rivers

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."

Steve Martin

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

Elmo Phillips

" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

Oscar Wilde

and finally....

" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns

[oenophile]

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

I would query the former First Lady. When is oral sex ever bad?

Oddly enough, I saw a t shirt today that said "Will someone give W a blowjob so we can impeach him."

[doojable]

10 Logical Reasons to Have Sex

Logic? Logic? We don't NEED no stinkin' logic!!!??????

Just do it!

Edited May 18, 2006 by doojable

[GrouchoMarxJr]

I once asked Sudo how old he was when he first had sex...he told me he was 13

I then asked him how old his partner was...he said "OH, I didn't have a partner until I was 27"

[I Love Bagpipes]

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. font]

Mixed with love (of course) it brings back the olfactory mechanics as well.....I do testify!!!!!!

[oenophile]

A friend asked me if I knew that the Feds were requiring a serial number to be stamped on every condom.

Puzzled I looked at him and said, "No."

My friend looked at me and smiled, "Hmmm, I guess you don't have to roll yours back far enough to see it."

[J0nny Ling0]

Sex? Reasons to have sex? Well, I'll give you my one and only reason: I love SEX! I have it whenever possible!

....Sounds like me and Dooj are on the same page there...

Edited May 20, 2006 by Jonny Lingo