The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.
If I'm aching in a joint ... I just go to another joint, and buy more beer ...
I was gonna say I have the urge to crap on a statue's head, but that is too close to what some bird brains really like to do :blink:
I have a brooder house and a chicken house ... but no birds ... yet ...
My hometown once made the national news when plastic pink flamingoes that had been disappearing for a year or so from lawns, all appeared in one place suddenly ... LOL but they had joined a cult and were rabid I think ... or had the flu maybe
OK, I have no more brilliant comments at this time ... carry on :)
I am deeply offended by this thread making fun of birds. You should be more sensitive to our pain we are abused creatures. Where is that Moderator button I'm reporting you all..........
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Tom Strange
you ARE so very BAD...
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excathedra
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.
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Tom Strange
...and you are bad as well young lady! ...and since I suffer from numbers 4, 5 & 6 I'm done for...
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GT
I suffer from #6.
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topoftheworld
The reported cure-----
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rhino
If I'm aching in a joint ... I just go to another joint, and buy more beer ...
I was gonna say I have the urge to crap on a statue's head, but that is too close to what some bird brains really like to do :blink:
I have a brooder house and a chicken house ... but no birds ... yet ...
My hometown once made the national news when plastic pink flamingoes that had been disappearing for a year or so from lawns, all appeared in one place suddenly ... LOL but they had joined a cult and were rabid I think ... or had the flu maybe
OK, I have no more brilliant comments at this time ... carry on :)
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coolchef1248 @adelphia.net
you guys are just too funny
woops gotta go find a wind shield
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Belle
My parents and their friends have a set with the sign "Yard of the Munth" that they use for random practical jokes.
I'm thinking.....
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topoftheworld
Now that's just nasty!
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Jim
You got me this time Belle. Watch out for the payback
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Nottawayfer
I wish you would visit my neighbors when you have the urge to crap on someone's windshield. They could use it.......
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WhiteDove
I am deeply offended by this thread making fun of birds. You should be more sensitive to our pain we are abused creatures. Where is that Moderator button I'm reporting you all..........
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Belle
My deepest apologies to the feathered friends of this Cafe.
May you never face the fate of the flamingos....
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WhiteDove
Hahaha we'll get over it ! But your car may never be the same again......... :blink:
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