Dogs ain't all that great when it comes to farting....our first "child" was Brandy, half yellow lab, half Irish setter, and he would hide behind the sofa during twig and go to sleep...Eventually, usually during prayer, an awful miasma would rise from behind the sofa, such that the folks sitting thereon would be surriptitiously peeking at each other, wondering who did it. Eventually the dog would emerge from his siesta and wander off, to everyone's relief. If the dog was awake when he passed gas, he would leap up with a started expression and twist around to examine his backside with an air of sheer astonishment.
Our sweet yellow lab now is scared to death of her own farts, and will suddenly leap up and run to another room in terror if she lets one fly. Oftentimes the rest of the room's occupants follow, but for an entirely different reason. :unsure:
If they odious aura doesn't subside soon I'd take kitty to a vet soon. My mother in law had a cat that started farting in it's old age. They took him to the vet and expected to get something to ease the aroma.
Instead the vet told them that TC (the cat) had cancer in the lower bowel and should be put to sleep.
So - try the acidophilus - cuz it really works (I crush a pill and mix it in with some food) - or try what they tell you about at that 1-800 number. But if there is no relief for you or kitty take it to the vet. My book says that cat farting indicates a problem - it maight be that she did eat a bad mouse, or some dog food that is insettling her stomach - it might more serious.
My cat seems to have gotten past her emission control problem. She's only 4 years old and she goes outside, runs around in the woods, and gets into all sorts of trouble. When she was only about a year old, she put her eye out with a 3 inch thorn from a wild plum tree when she was veing chased by coyotes..
She thanks you for all your attention and sez "Hey!".
They sound just like a normal fart. Loud enough to hear plainly when she's sitting on my shoulder (but not much further than that) and proceed the coming 'poop'. Cleo is good though and does her best to miss me when she poops and drops it over my shoulder onto my chair where I keep a towel or something to catch it on.
I had an African Grey parrot for awhile that didnt actually fart, but knew how to make the sound of a very loud human fart.
He was smart enough to wait for a moment of quiet and then would let it rip, then as people looked up from whatever they were doing in perplexed astonishment he would start to laugh...which would get people laughing and engaging him again....
My cat seems to have gotten past her emission control problem. She's only 4 years old and she goes outside, runs around in the woods, and gets into all sorts of trouble. When she was only about a year old, she put her eye out with a 3 inch thorn from a wild plum tree when she was veing chased by coyotes..
She thanks you for all your attention and sez "Hey!".
Hey Ron... I think I've found the cause of your cat's problem... is that an egg carton in the picture? Keep that cat away from the eggs man!
Chas, that's a good book! I happen to OWN a copy. It was my second ta last Valentine's present (in honor of our dog, I suppose). Anyway, it's a hoot (I know, we're a bit different).
Now don't be too quick to blame Ron's Cat - the actual source could be someone well acquainted in the deceptive art of Fartriloquism [the one breaking wind is able to throw their sound across the room to give the appearance that someone else has passed gas]. Not to be confused with A$$hole Projection- which is an Out-of-the-Bungh*le experience.
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ROFL
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Man.... WHO opened their lunch box? :blink:
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When all else fails---
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Ron --
I heard that Pond wants to cat sit for you the next time you have to go out of town....
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Dogs ain't all that great when it comes to farting....our first "child" was Brandy, half yellow lab, half Irish setter, and he would hide behind the sofa during twig and go to sleep...Eventually, usually during prayer, an awful miasma would rise from behind the sofa, such that the folks sitting thereon would be surriptitiously peeking at each other, wondering who did it. Eventually the dog would emerge from his siesta and wander off, to everyone's relief. If the dog was awake when he passed gas, he would leap up with a started expression and twist around to examine his backside with an air of sheer astonishment.
Our sweet yellow lab now is scared to death of her own farts, and will suddenly leap up and run to another room in terror if she lets one fly. Oftentimes the rest of the room's occupants follow, but for an entirely different reason. :unsure:
WG
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Shellon
LOLOL Ron, you walked into it again didn't you?
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BikerBabe
You haven't lived till you have a bird that farts. LOL. Cleo is a master at it and lets them loose with such an innocent look on her face. :)
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Tom Strange
BB: birds fart? That's funny... I thought all they did was sh+t on you!
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You know Ron,
If they odious aura doesn't subside soon I'd take kitty to a vet soon. My mother in law had a cat that started farting in it's old age. They took him to the vet and expected to get something to ease the aroma.
Instead the vet told them that TC (the cat) had cancer in the lower bowel and should be put to sleep.
So - try the acidophilus - cuz it really works (I crush a pill and mix it in with some food) - or try what they tell you about at that 1-800 number. But if there is no relief for you or kitty take it to the vet. My book says that cat farting indicates a problem - it maight be that she did eat a bad mouse, or some dog food that is insettling her stomach - it might more serious.
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GarthP2000
Bird farts ehh? So what do they sound like?
... Squeeks?
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My cat seems to have gotten past her emission control problem. She's only 4 years old and she goes outside, runs around in the woods, and gets into all sorts of trouble. When she was only about a year old, she put her eye out with a 3 inch thorn from a wild plum tree when she was veing chased by coyotes..
She thanks you for all your attention and sez "Hey!".
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They sound just like a normal fart. Loud enough to hear plainly when she's sitting on my shoulder (but not much further than that) and proceed the coming 'poop'. Cleo is good though and does her best to miss me when she poops and drops it over my shoulder onto my chair where I keep a towel or something to catch it on.
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I had an African Grey parrot for awhile that didnt actually fart, but knew how to make the sound of a very loud human fart.
He was smart enough to wait for a moment of quiet and then would let it rip, then as people looked up from whatever they were doing in perplexed astonishment he would start to laugh...which would get people laughing and engaging him again....
I miss Alex he was a good bird.
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wingnut
Proper folk don’t break wind and then blame their pets
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topoftheworld
Yeah, we do!
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krys
Proper well raised cats don't embarrass their owners.
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Tom Strange
Hey Ron... I think I've found the cause of your cat's problem... is that an egg carton in the picture? Keep that cat away from the eggs man!
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wingnut
Even in the picture the cat is trying to show us the source of Ron's gas. Hope he has a no smoking sign attached to his back side!
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Ron G.
Wingnut exclaims...
Ron G. agrees...
Yessir, you're absolutely right!
That's what kids are for...to blame stuff on them....especially babies.
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Chas, that's a good book! I happen to OWN a copy. It was my second ta last Valentine's present (in honor of our dog, I suppose). Anyway, it's a hoot (I know, we're a bit different).
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Now don't be too quick to blame Ron's Cat - the actual source could be someone well acquainted in the deceptive art of Fartriloquism [the one breaking wind is able to throw their sound across the room to give the appearance that someone else has passed gas]. Not to be confused with A$$hole Projection - which is an Out-of-the-Bungh*le experience.
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pond
since the kids have moved out.
you should see the mess the cats have made!!!!
mine do not mindbeing blamed they have no pride anyways .
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Tom Strange
I found this on the web for those of you needing a way to transport your pet.
(looks like it might also solve the problem of flatulence)
No need to thank me...
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