(lisping) "There's a plane outside that's leaving, and if you're not on it we'll regret it. Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of our lives."
O.K., that's two lines. But they ARE the best, no?
In" the princess bride" when the main character is brought to Billy Crystal because he has been tortured for days and is thought dead.
He said He was "mostly dead" .
but true love brought him back .
also in the same movie I think it is mandy Pitikan (sp) looking for the revenge of his father who says the great "prepare to DIE!" line over and over.
"as you wish " to the princess as the farm boy(now a pirate) is rolling down the hill from the same movie.
I love that movie
Also Johny Deb in his first pirate movie when he is in a major sword fight and promised he wouldnt switch hands and then did and says "pirate " . haha . remember that?
The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either A. not at home, B. home but don't want to talk to me, or C. home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either A or C, please call me back.
Well, I'm not sure about the exact wording, but it was something like:
"Are you saying I want to @(%* my mom? Have you even seen my mom?" and then: "*$(#*@#( Greeks!"
Robert de Niro about Oedipus Complex in "Analyse this".
I hope that I'm not off topic, but another all-time favourite is Scene #6 (on the DVD that is) from the "25th Hour" where Edward Norton curses all the "tribes". Hilarious! I must have seen this scene 20 times.
James Caan gooses Marsha Mason witha pool cue while she bends over and lines up a shot...She says, "Either that is a pool cue or a real man just walked in the place"
2: Forrest Gump: "Ya ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan"
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"If you can't say something nice about someone, come sit by me!"
"I love ya more'n my luggage".
"This ship can't sink!".
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Oh come on guys. you know what the best line is:
(lisping) "There's a plane outside that's leaving, and if you're not on it we'll regret it. Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of our lives."
O.K., that's two lines. But they ARE the best, no?
Oooo, I thought of another good one:
"How could you do it Joey, to your own brother?"
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coolchef1248 @adelphia.net
i could have been a contender
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"Be good, be gone, or be dead!"
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Stayed Too Long
The never ending self introduction: "Bond. James Bond"
"Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
"You dirty rat!"
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My favorite James Bond quote is actually from Goldfinger:
"You expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
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From Clueless:
"Would you call me selfish?
No, not to your face."
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My son and I fell out of our chairs on this one, from last year's animated movie "Madagascar:"
[the zebra character wants to run away from the zoo and go to CT:]
"What does Connecticut have to offer?"
"Lyme disease."
And as a former Connecticutite, this one from the remake of "The Stepford Wives" two years ago:
The creator of the robots says, near the end of the film,
"Where could I create a town full of robots, and no one would notice? {smiles} Connecticut!"
So true....
Shaz
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In" the princess bride" when the main character is brought to Billy Crystal because he has been tortured for days and is thought dead.
He said He was "mostly dead" .
but true love brought him back .
also in the same movie I think it is mandy Pitikan (sp) looking for the revenge of his father who says the great "prepare to DIE!" line over and over.
"as you wish " to the princess as the farm boy(now a pirate) is rolling down the hill from the same movie.
I love that movie
Also Johny Deb in his first pirate movie when he is in a major sword fight and promised he wouldnt switch hands and then did and says "pirate " . haha . remember that?
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From When Harry Met Sally
The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either A. not at home, B. home but don't want to talk to me, or C. home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either A or C, please call me back.
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Radar OReilly
My all time favorite movie line is from the very last seen of The Jagged Edge.
Old man to Glenn Close (as he pulls the mask of a dead Jeff Bridges):
"F U C K him, he was trash"
ROR
Can be adapted to ____ her, she was trash, ______ them, they was trash, etc.
to George Aar: Bogart to Bergman in Casablanca ?
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Die Hard "Come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs."
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justloafing
In Monty Python and the Holy Grail. When ever they are getting beat in a fight (mid evil times) Instead of retreat they yell "Run Away, Run away"
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coolchef1248 @adelphia.net
take me to bed now or lose me forever
i guess my bride is leaving me now
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moony3424
What movie?
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Glenngary Glenross
"First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired".
Every couple of months I say that to my salesman. Then I smile.
"What's your name?"
"F_CK YOU, that's my name!"
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"I'll be back!"
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Detective: I've got good news and bad news, girls; the good news is your dates are here.
Girl: What's the bad news?
Detective: They're dead.
from Night of the Creeps
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Well, I'm not sure about the exact wording, but it was something like:
"Are you saying I want to @(%* my mom? Have you even seen my mom?" and then: "*$(#*@#( Greeks!"
Robert de Niro about Oedipus Complex in "Analyse this".
I hope that I'm not off topic, but another all-time favourite is Scene #6 (on the DVD that is) from the "25th Hour" where Edward Norton curses all the "tribes". Hilarious! I must have seen this scene 20 times.
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1: Cinderella Liberty:
James Caan gooses Marsha Mason witha pool cue while she bends over and lines up a shot...She says, "Either that is a pool cue or a real man just walked in the place"
2: Forrest Gump: "Ya ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan"
3: Sling Blade: "Wadja kill jesse fer, Wadja kill jesse fer"?
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Since someone had to bring up Forest Gump:
"Sorry I ruined your Black Panther party..."
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Kevlar2000
From the movie Airplane:
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
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Jim
Well, we can't leave out the drill instructor's welcome monlogue in "Full Metal Jacket". I won't quote it because of the extreme profanity.
Also noteable from the movie...
"Joker thinks the bad bush is between old mama-san's legs"
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