Ron G. Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics:! The sev erity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly related to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (Isn't this the truth?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allan w. Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Supermarket law...the shortest queue ends up taking the longest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topoftheworld Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Law of the Auto Shop: Whatever noise the car was making , will stop the moment you pull into the car bay. Second Law: They will find another noise that will cost you triple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moony3424 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Law of the Pediatrician: Whatever was wrong with the child, will disapear the moment you get to the doctor's office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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allan w.
Supermarket law...the shortest queue ends up taking the longest.
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Law of the Auto Shop: Whatever noise the car was making , will stop the moment you pull into the car bay.
Second Law: They will find another noise that will cost you triple.
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Law of the Pediatrician: Whatever was wrong with the child, will disapear the moment you get to the doctor's office.
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