The preacher asked the cowboy, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "No thank you, sir,", replied the cowboy. The preacher was astonished. "Do you mean to say," he continued, "that you do not want to go to heaven when you die?" "Oh, sure when I die," replied the cowpoke. "I thought you was gettin' up a crew to go now."
An old philosopher claims the truest test of faith is to find yourself in church with nothing but a fifty dollar bill in your wallet.
Then there was the story of a young man from Texas who sent a letter to God asking for $100 to help out his improvished family. The letter ended up in the office of the U.S. Postmaster who was so touched, he put a twenty dollar bill in one of his own envelopes and sent it to the youngster. Two weeks later another letter from the young man arrived on the postmaster's desk. It read, "Dear God, thanks for all you've done for us but we could sure use another $100 and, please God, don't send it through Washington. Last time they deducted 80%."
Once it's clicked and opens in a new page, hold your curser over it- a small square orangish box will appear with arrows on each corner- click on that expansion box to view at normal size.
It's a collection of children's writings to God... funny
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The preacher asked the cowboy, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "No thank you, sir,", replied the cowboy. The preacher was astonished. "Do you mean to say," he continued, "that you do not want to go to heaven when you die?" "Oh, sure when I die," replied the cowpoke. "I thought you was gettin' up a crew to go now."
An old philosopher claims the truest test of faith is to find yourself in church with nothing but a fifty dollar bill in your wallet.
Then there was the story of a young man from Texas who sent a letter to God asking for $100 to help out his improvished family. The letter ended up in the office of the U.S. Postmaster who was so touched, he put a twenty dollar bill in one of his own envelopes and sent it to the youngster. Two weeks later another letter from the young man arrived on the postmaster's desk. It read, "Dear God, thanks for all you've done for us but we could sure use another $100 and, please God, don't send it through Washington. Last time they deducted 80%."
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Tom Strange
what the heck is that safari? can't see it, it's too small (yes I clicked it)
Well I did take one thing out of my years in TWI and it was this joke:
Q: What did Jesus say at the last supper?
A: Everybody on this side, we're getting our picture taken!
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Hey Tom :)
Once it's clicked and opens in a new page, hold your curser over it- a small square orangish box will appear with arrows on each corner- click on that expansion box to view at normal size.
It's a collection of children's writings to God... funny
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topoftheworld
Safari-those are hysterical! Thanks for the laugh.
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