Mattel said in February 2004 that Barbie and Ken had split after 43 years because they wanted to spend some time apart.
Ken, who appears to have spent time in the gym and at the stylist,
Ha assuming that they were at least 16 when they met that would make Ken 59. He looks pretty good for his age. I 'd say that he has been to more than the gym can you say nip and tuck? HAHAHA I guess now you can say he really is made of plastic.
I guess Amanda did not work out well for him after all.
This lady walks in to the toy store looking for a Ken doll. She can't seem to find them, so she goes to the store clerk and says "I am looking for the Ken doll. You know, the one Barbie comes with?"
Store clerk: "Silly lady. Barbie just dates Ken. She comes with GI Joe."
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WhiteDove
Mattel said in February 2004 that Barbie and Ken had split after 43 years because they wanted to spend some time apart.
Ken, who appears to have spent time in the gym and at the stylist,
Ha assuming that they were at least 16 when they met that would make Ken 59. He looks pretty good for his age. I 'd say that he has been to more than the gym can you say nip and tuck? HAHAHA I guess now you can say he really is made of plastic.
I guess Amanda did not work out well for him after all.
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doojable
He looks like he's about to break into a rollicking version of "I Wish That I Had Jessie's Girl"
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GarthP2000
Ya know, put a cowboy hat on ol' Ken, and he could be mistaken for a Blowback Mountain action figure.
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topoftheworld
I'm too underwhelmed to comment.
However, if I did choose to comment, I would say shame on Mattel.
I'm 50, and I still want to believe in the fairytale.
Why can't the little ones believe in it too, instead of being manipulated by marketing exec's into accepting a current sad reality of life.
Besides, Barbie would go for some young stud anyway, not some manufactured version of one.
But I really don't care to comment.
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CoolWaters
Here's the thing...
He left her during a mid-life crisis, evidently got over it, and now expects it all to be OK.
Typical no-balls-for-reality guy.
I voted she should move on.
She's happening, he happened.
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GarthP2000
... and it probably didn't happen.
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Shellon
HA! This is fun
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Ron G.
Ken, showing his true age, tries to compensate for having been manufactured without genitalia.
In the mean time, Barbie langushes in retirement with now retired GI Joe. They hooked up shortly after Kens disappearance.
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moony3424
According to Virginia Madsen, Ken is definately a gay man and she said that she can tell a gay man. After all, Ken has streaks in his hair.
Notwithstanding, I've got proof! Warning, this picture may be offensive to some.
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Nottawayfer
LOL!
I heard a joke about Barbie and Ken.
This lady walks in to the toy store looking for a Ken doll. She can't seem to find them, so she goes to the store clerk and says "I am looking for the Ken doll. You know, the one Barbie comes with?"
Store clerk: "Silly lady. Barbie just dates Ken. She comes with GI Joe."
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