Jade Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Chicken sandwiches Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Groan!!! :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron G. Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I hear those feathers can grow other places if that chicken gets choked too much. Anyone ever try that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellon Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marypoppins Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I hear those feathers can grow other places if that chicken gets choked too much.Anyone ever try that? Sorry Ron i am lost..... must be a American thing. Would English Ladies do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron G. Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) Would English ladies do that? If you know the guy well enough...yes. Edited January 11, 2006 by Ron G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Choke! that chicken!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dmiller
Groan!!! :unsure:
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Ron G.
I hear those feathers can grow other places if that chicken gets choked too much.
Anyone ever try that?
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marypoppins
Sorry Ron i am lost..... must be a American thing. Would English Ladies do that
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Ron G.
If you know the guy well enough...yes.
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Choke! that chicken!!
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