MOG WARS

[Raf]

MOG WARS

Episode One

The Phantom Snow Storm

The world of Christianity is humming along quite nicely,

with its usual mix of honest, hard-working ministers

trying to do the work of their God together with hucksters

and charlatans looking to make a quick buck.

In the far off system of New Knoxville, Ohio, (if there's

a bright center to the universe, you're at the church it's

farthest from), a young preacher named sees a snowstorm

that no one else sees. Convinced it was a message from

God Himself, the preacher makes sure he tells no one

about this miraculous vision for more than a decade...

MOG WARS

Episode Two

Attack of the Class

Decades have passed since the phantom snowstorm struck

New Knoxville. Now ensconced as the nominal head of a

nominally interesting Corporation, the preacher makes his

move, taking bits and pieces of other writings and classes

and cobbling them into his own, Frankenclass.

The impact is astonishing. People are actually willing to PAY

for this stuff. Good money, too!

MOG WARS

Episode III

Revenge of the &$*#

The preacher finds a new apprentice, one far more powerful

in his spitting ability and younger than the preacher's congenital

tongue-kissing brother.

Little does he know that his apprentice will one day be the

undoing of his Corporation.

MOG WARS

Episode IV

A New Hopelessness

The MOG is dead, his apprentice, the Brow, ensconced as the new MOG.

The Brow has as much lasciviousness, lust for power, and

patent dishonesty as his predecessor, with none of the charisma.

But across the galaxy is a renegade bodyguarding bus driver

whose dedication to the original MOG was second only to his own

lust for power. And from the pen of the bus driver came a force

so powerful, it would shake the foundations of the Corporation.

MOG WARS

Episode V

The Corporation Strikes Back

The bodyguard bus driver and his fellow separatists are cast

from New Knoxville, ushering in a new era of uncontrolled

sycophancy for the Brow. Anyone who refuses to pay homage

to the Brow is sent by the wayside. Some Separatists are only too

pleased to follow the bodyguarding bus driver off a cliff, with

many others saying WTF?

Back in New Knoxville, the Brow concocts a plan to do away

with Frankenclass and replace it with his own, deadly concoction

of false conclusions and baseless assumptions.

MOG WARS

Episode VI

Return of Some Level of Sanity

Plagued by a relentless barrage of factual information coming

from the vast reaches of Cyberspace, the Brow is forced to

confront his darkest secrets. Toppled from power, he flees.

But it's not a victory for the bodyguarding bus driver, either.

He, too, was plagued by a barrage of apathy coming from all

directions, and the sudden realization that most Separatists

were none too keen on the idea of supplanting one self-important

MOG-wannabe with another self-important MOG-wannabe.

Yub Yub!

[GT]

Now that is funny!

Very nice.

[dmiller]

I saw parts of it at the box office.

Missed the latter episodes!

[coolchef1248 @adelphia.net]

[OnionEater]

lol