WhiteDove Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 The husband had just finished reading a new book, "YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE." He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are doing to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanagisawa Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 On my wedding night I sat my wife down and told her: "Let's get one thing straight! I am the boss. I expect you to be 'the little woman' and cater to my every whim." I proceeded to read a list of rules and various things that "bless" me. Well, I didn't see my bride for about two weeks.... ...then it got so's I could see her just a little bit through my left eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moony3424 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 How true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galen Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Every man should be the head of his household. I know that I am the head of our household. Bonnie even tells me that I can say so. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edi Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I had me a husband in the Way once who told me I had to call him "Master". I immediately fell down and was slain in the spirit having a spell of happy laughter!!! That was the funniest thing I EVER heard. Silly man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marypoppins Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) BRILLIANT My Husband is the head of our house. BUT, Behind every good man is a GREAT woman. Edited January 11, 2006 by marypoppins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bliss Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 The man may be the head, but we women are the neck....... And we can turn that head ANY WAY WE WANT IT TO GO!!!!!! (my greek wedding) :) Amen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Yanagisawa
On my wedding night I sat my wife down and told her:
"Let's get one thing straight! I am the boss. I expect you to be 'the little woman' and cater to my every whim."
I proceeded to read a list of rules and various things that "bless" me.
Well, I didn't see my bride for about two weeks....
...then it got so's I could see her just a little bit through my left eye.
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moony3424
How true.
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Galen
Every man should be the head of his household.
I know that I am the head of our household. Bonnie even tells me that I can say so. .
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Edi
Silly man.
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marypoppins
BRILLIANT
My Husband is the head of our house.
BUT, Behind every good man is a GREAT woman.
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bliss
The man may be the head,
but we women are the neck.......
And we can turn that head ANY WAY WE WANT IT TO GO!!!!!!
(my greek wedding)
:) Amen!
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