That is so funny but i also like the one you sent me about the man at social security
After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at Home. "I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing mycurly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.
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marypoppins
ohhhh DIGI
That is so funny but i also like the one you sent me about the man at social security
After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at Home. "I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing mycurly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.
i knew you wouldnt mind me sharing it
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Jade
glad you liked the social secrutiy one.. it was cute i thought. :)
here is another bonde joke ..
A Blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
He tells her, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a
day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you,
you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the Blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The Blonde nods and answers, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was
going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asks the doctor
"No", replied the Blonde, "From skipping"
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Digitalis
Share on MaryPoppins ............. tis fine its really funny ........... wished I could remember where I got it from now.............. lol
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Jade
God & the Blonde
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has
gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so
desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my
business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my
house as well. Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto!I've lost
my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she
prays.
"My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my
house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You
for
help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win
the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens
open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... BUY A TICKET
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Sudo
Jade,
You want blonde jokes?? I've got blonde jokes, girl!
Three women who work in the same office notice that their
female boss has started leaving work early every day, so
one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off
early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so
how is she to know?
The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a
little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed
early. The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick
workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she
goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She
quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her
husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes
the door and creeps out of her house.
The next day the brunette and redhead talk about leaving
early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to
leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost
got caught!"
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A blonde lady motorcycle cop pulls over a blonde.
Blond Motor Cycle Cop: I need to see you license.
Blonde: Looks through her purse and asks the cop what does a license look like?
Blond Motor Cycle Cop: It is something with your picture on it.
Blonde pulls out her compact mirror and looks at it and hands it to the Blond Motor Cycle Cop.
Blond Motor Cycle Cop: Looks ino the compact mirror and says to the blonde...."I did not know you were a police officer".
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Two Blondes walk into a building....................................You would have thought one of them would have seen it.
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