Xuse me, but...

[Shellon]

Your Zipper's Down!

Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.....

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position..

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars...but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

[coolchef1248 @adelphia.net]

i had my wife read this for a chuckle

she said "honey someone wrote a book about you!"

[wingnut]

never trolled?

[Digitalis]

The One eyed monster is out of its cage .............

[CoolWaters]

LMAO!!!! These are great! It's always been awkward to me to let a guy know...and even more awkward to not let him know. Sigh.

Some I've used:

XYZ (examine your zipper...something I learned in kindergarten and still use with my son, my hubs, my dad, my brother, my brother-in-law, my sons-in-law...but nobody else because nobody else knows what I'm trying to tell them lol)

I see London, I see France, I see something hanging out of your pants (junior high slam)

I see you are/are not possibly Jewish (high school suave...or so we thought...lol)

Don't stick that thing out unless you plan to use it! (college flirt/insult)

[sharon]

a total local refrence

"Kennywood's open"

(Kennywood is Pittsburgh's local anusment park.)

[dmiller]

I can't believe no one has mentioned -- yer barn door's open!

[Jade]

how bout.... hey your penis is gonna fall out..... ZIP YOUR PANTS!

lol lol lol lol lol

[Ron G.]

Two of my personal favorites,,,

Did somebody in your family die? Your flag's at half mast.

The vine is growing towards the sun again.

[Sushi]

This is probably a Joiseyism, but here goes.........

Yer flying low.

[oilfieldmedic]

"Your zipper's down....oh gawd, I'm so sorry...hee-hee, lol, arggghhh"