Jade Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 SOMEBODY SAID... Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby . Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history. Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct .. Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. Somebody said being a mother is boring ...... Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good." Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee. Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices . Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window. Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math. Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first. Somebody doesn't have five children. Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ....... Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears. Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery ..... Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten. or on a plane headed for military "boot camp." Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back ....... Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies. Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married ... Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings. Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home .... Somebody never had grandchildren. Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her . Somebody isn't a mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 That's terrific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 excellent thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 raf and d 2 men i would be proud proud proud to be a mom of forgive how that sentence is structured Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellon Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Hi Jade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jade Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 hi ma .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 raf and d2 men i would be proud proud proud to be a mom of forgive how that sentence is structured Hmmmmmm. Can't speak for Raf, but you would be *challenged* with me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digitalis Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Beautiful .......... absolutely brilliant........ Digi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marypoppins Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 JADE That is great, really good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerfilled Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Hey that is great bless your heart Powerfilled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raf
That's terrific.
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excellent thank you
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forgive how that sentence is structured
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hi ma ..
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Hmmmmmm.
Can't speak for Raf, but you would be *challenged* with me!!!
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Beautiful .......... absolutely brilliant........
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That is great, really good
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