Newly Married Couple Story

[Digitalis]

Subject: A sweet story

MAKES MY EYES TEAR -UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING

A couple had only been married for two weeks the

husband, although very

much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and

party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right

back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have

a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened

the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25

different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different coun

tries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing

that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...

but at the bar... You know... they have frozen

Glass! es... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife

interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass,

Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the

freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just

holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie

Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres

that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be

right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh ?" She opened

the oven and took out 5

dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,

pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's

swearing, dirty words

and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHI!

SIT YOUR foot DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN

MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED

foot ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHI! T IS OVER,

GOT IT, JACKfoot?"

and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet

story? --

[mstar1]

o yeah

i sorta doubt the happily ever after part though,

I'll give em a few months, maybe weeks, until Poochie is 'working late', another month or so with some pretty nasty confronations, a trial seperation, Pretty Face either moving back to momma or Puppy face renting a dive , then a divorce, followed by many years of therapy for Tootsie Roll and some heavy drinking by Coochie Coo.

[coolchef1248 @adelphia.net]

that story is a riot

i can relate to it

when i married the mother of my children back in the early 70's we bought a mobile home in Penn.

the first week or two when i returned home from work she greeted me with a frosted mug of beer and a kiss

then it was 'your mug and beer are in the fridge'

and not too long after it was " i forgot to buy beer"

[Digitalis]

Mstar, That was a brilliant deduction. .......................

Cool, There are alot of men out there that can relate. When my hubby decides on occassion he wants to have a beer with the guys .......... I say go for it. I know, I'll go shopping with my girlfriends, we will stop at LaMex to eat and often have a drink. I don't see the difference in a man or woman going out. My hubby and I have complete trust in each other so it works out fine for us.

Digi