Tongue Twisters

[powerfilled]

These are tongue-twisters which are not themselves rude, but they are dangerous because if you try saying them fast then you might end up saying something naughty!

I am not the pheasant plucker,

I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.

I am only plucking pheasants

Because the pheasant plucker's late.

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I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;

and on the slitted sheet I sit.

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One smart fellow; he felt smart.

Two smart fellows; they felt smart.

Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.

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I'm not the fig plucker,

Nor the fig pluckers' son,

But I'll pluck figs

Till the fig plucker comes.

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Fire truck tyres

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Not a punt cut square,

Just a square cut punt.

It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

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Six stick shifts stuck shut.

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

Dont forget say each one as fast as you can have Fun

Powerfilled :P

[J0nny Ling0]

Say "Unique New York" real fast six times. Same with "Toy Boat".

[marypoppins]

ha ha ha

They really are tongue twisters, well done guys

i made a right hash of it especially the pheasant plucker lol

and jonny i cant say "Unique New York" that has got me

got any more :P

[Nottawayfer]

Nevermind....It was already said....oops! My dad used to dare us to say the fig plucker one when we were kids.

Edited December 22, 2005 by Wayfer Not

[J0nny Ling0]

"Unique New York! Unique New York! New Yeek Younork! New Yeek You nork!! You Nork Yew Neek!

[Shellon]

LOL wayfer not. Kelly and I like to hold our tongues and say 'my daddy sits on the sea shore' just for the giggles it causes.