words women use

[marypoppins]

I thought i would post this it made me smile and how very true it is :P

Words Women Use

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is more than half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

:wub: :P :wub:

[johniam]

Words women do not use:

Logical - They don't understand the concept.

[ChattyKathy]

This could be one fun thread I tell ya! But I've no time to play.

[marypoppins]

johniam

i am sorry i dont want to sound silly

but can you explain what logical means thats to long a word for me

:P

[johniam]

Oh, it's nothing.

[Bramble]

Haha-- I do use 'Go ahead' as a dare! Never realized it until this thread.

[Kit Sober]

Well, guys, if your woman uses "fine" too much it's not fine with your marriage.

I needed it (couldn't even say it) this morning and felt my heart cauterize.

Fine is self defense against insensitivity, which a woman does need.

Holy Spirit knows the needs on both sides of the street and gives the best help here, which He did again, this morning.

Holy Spirit is always the best mender of broken ways.

[Catcup]

How 'bout these words?

Well-behaved women rarely make history

--Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

[Belle]

HOW TIMELY!

I got this today:

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

[mstar1]

How about the dreaded

"We've got to talk"

O no

I've found that that is code to mean that I would be much better off if I dropped everything and moved to somewhere like Cambodia before nightfall

Edited December 20, 2005 by mstar1

[excathedra]

i have a headache

[Digitalis]

Marry Poppins

we think way to much alike my TWIN ........... I posted this under the Silly Forum LOL

Love ya girl

Digi

[moony3424]

THINGY

I use this word to mean anything that I can't right off hand remember the word that I want to use. It's up to the other person (meaning the male that I may be talking to at the time) to interpret what I'm talking about (and they better be right B)).

By the way guys, these lists aren't here just for fun. This is here for you to study and yes, there will be a test (or tests), so make sure that you know what each means.

Edited December 20, 2005 by moony3424

[johniam]

That's okay.

[Belle]

You don't have to get me anything

[dmiller]

By the way guys, these lists aren't here just for fun. This is here for you to study and yes, there will be a test (or tests), so make sure that you know what each means.

Dang!

Now we have to *master* something else, besides pfal!

:P

[dmiller]

All disagreements about *nothing*, and ending with *fine* ---

Are usually preceeded by

THE LOOK. :blink:

Men -- you know the one I mean ---

Her hands on hips or arms are crossed,

head slightly cocked sideways elevating one eye over the other,

chin pressed closer to her chest as if to peer over glasses,

tight thin line where her mouth used to be

and sometimes accompanied by toe-tapping too.

When I see THE LOOK ---

I know it's time to get outta Dodge!!!

[Digitalis]

DM .............. I never give that kind of look. ..............

My lips don't make it into a tight thin line even on my worst day.

Love Ya Digi ............

[Littlehawk]

MarryPoppins....I still like ya handle,,,,,but seeing I am from tha other gender I gotta tell ya I think ya left out tha most feared words by the male side ot tha situation is " I'm gona help ya change".

[marypoppins]

ohhh soooo funny.......

i was sent that email from my brother-in-law and being that he knows me so well,,,,

he sent it to me... For me it s the SIGH..

and also my favourite to my three dreaded teenagers is GO HEAD :P

littlehawk thats a great one.... some women wouldnt admit to using such words lol

but it is a well known saying behind every great man is a great woman.......women like change lol

Dmiller ohhhhh so bloody funny

Her hands on hips or arms are crossed,

head slightly cocked sideways elevating one eye over the other,

chin pressed closer to her chest as if to peer over glasses,

tight thin line where her mouth used to be

and sometimes accompanied by toe-tapping too.

you described my mother to a Tee ....... i remember that look from a child lol, i will really try

to never follow her for that..... :P

keep adding this is great.

[johniam]

quote: Her hands on hips or arms are crossed,

head slightly cocked sideways elevating one eye over the other,

chin pressed closer to her chest as if to peer over glasses,

tight thin line where her mouth used to be

and sometimes accompanied by toe-tapping too.

Since we're talking about non verbal storm warnings, there was a TWI guy in the 80s who got on the Donahue show for non TWI reasons and he said whenever Donahue was about to lower the boom on someone he would always put his microphone right under his chin.

[marypoppins]

Since we're talking about non verbal storm warnings, there was a TWI guy in the 80s who got on the Donahue show for non TWI reasons and he said whenever Donahue was about to lower the boom on someone he would always put his microphone right under his chin.

LOL we were talking about Words Women use where did the non verbal storm warnings come from

:P

Edited December 21, 2005 by marypoppins

[johniam]

quote: Her hands on hips or arms are crossed,

head slightly cocked sideways elevating one eye over the other,

chin pressed closer to her chest as if to peer over glasses,

tight thin line where her mouth used to be

and sometimes accompanied by toe-tapping too.

When I see THE LOOK ---

I know it's time to get outta Dodge!!!

Sounds like a storm warning to me.

[marypoppins]

ohhhh i see lol i get ya now

sorry true blonde moment there :P

see i am like that even with jokes i need a explanation lol

[GeorgeStGeorge]

You don't have to get me anything

My wife learned the folly of this statement, probably because when I say it, I mean it.

George