TEQUILA

[Jade]

Drinking Tequila

This is why we should know our limits when drinking tequila.

Guywalks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks.

"What's up with the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?"

"Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender.

So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

"OK," the bartender says. Here's what you need to do:

First - You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it.

Second -There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to

remove the tooth with your bare hands.

Third. - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things..."

"Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."

As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks, Where ez zat tequila?" He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence. Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.

"Now," he says. "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

[Shellon]

[moony3424]

He must have been an advanced class grad.

[dmiller]

He must have been an advanced class grad.

[J0nny Ling0]

Great joke!

LCM, when I first went to Alaska as a new Corps grad, sent me that joke. But instead, the guy in the bar, a newcomer to Alaska, asks what it was the he had to do to be come a "real Alaskan". The answer from a couple of old sourdoughs at the bar was that he had to drink a gallon of "this here Yukon Whiskee, kill a polar bear with his bear hands, and make looove to an Eskimo woman".

And of course when he come back in the bar after everyone hears the bloody roaring of the guy and the polar bear, the guy walks in and say; "Now, where's that Eskimo gal I'm sposed to kill?"

Funny thin about this is that Craig must have sent me that same joke every time he wrote me a letter. Probably at least five times did he mention that damned joke. So nice that Craig was being so personal with me...

[Belle]

Maybe he didn't think it was a joke and really wanted lessons about getting those polar bears. :P :blink: :huh: