moony3424 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Ordered new drapes for her computer because it had windows. March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months because the box said "2-4 years." April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out. May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water wouldn't fit into the little packet. June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms. August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down. September - When asked what the capital of California was, she answered "C." October - Hates M &Ms because they are so hard to peel. Threw away half because they were misprinted W&W. November - Baked a turkey for four days because the instructions said one hour per pound and she weighed 120. December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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