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Ron G. Newbie

Ron G.

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About three days ago, I turned mt radio to a local station that gives the best local weather reports as we were expecting a bad winter storm.

between reports, they played that dreadful old Dean Martin song "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore etc etc."

That melody has been stuck in my head ever since.

How do I eradicate it?

So far, I've played CDs as loud as I can play them to no avail.

I tried laxatives and got busy with distractions such as shooting at cans, running power tools, stepping on the cats tail, driving up and down the mountain, reading Grease Spot posts, wearing an aluminum pyramid on my head, eating jalapeno jelly beans, watching Andrew's cartoons, farting in the bathtub, drinking beer, a cold shower, eating sardines, rereading the 'Heidi's ranch' thread, watching CNN, listening to an old LCM tape I found, cleaning the bathroom, grinding my teeth, shoveling out the chicken house, chasing the neighbors dog, singing "Beautiful Ohio", building a building with Andrews LEGO's etc. etc....none of which helped.

What do YOU do to get rid of awful old tunes stck in your head?

I need help!!

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krys Newbie

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Yes, Shell that is for hiccups.

And she's right...you're just going to have to ride this one out because the harder you try to get rid of it, the more tenacious it gets. You could try accepting the melody and writing different lyrics to it...that might help.

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Well Ron, I can help. I'm sure it's God's way of telling me NOT to clean house today and sort through that junk in the garage. It's clear to me that God's been telling me I should sit on my duff and watch the movie "Moonstruck" with Cher and Nicholas Cage. I didn't listen to God, so he's telling you to tell me.

Gotcha loud and clear. Hmm, that movie's IN the garage. I bet I can find it. I'm thinking after I watch the entire movie, your mind will be back under your own control. I'll get right on it for ya, Buddy! :dance:

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laughing so hard, kung-fu fighting and it's a small world after all

you guys are sick ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

it's not not unusual to be loved by anyone

it's not unusual to have fun with anyone

but when I see you hanging about with anyone

it's not unusual to see me cry

i wanna' die

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Wacky Funster

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The Antedote:

1 Wacky Funster 12:14

For lo, my brethren, sup out on deck with a loved one on the full moon of the sixth month eating pepperoni and sausage pizza (hark! hold the anchovies!!!) to relinquish unwanton tunes in the noggin...after proclaiming your undying love.

My stuck tune is always

"we all live in a yellow submarine......HA?

A yellow submarine....wha?

A yellow submarine...."

yada yada yada

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dmiller Newbie

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between reports, they played that dreadful old Dean Martin song "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore etc etc."

That melody has been stuck in my head ever since.

How do I eradicate it?

If listening to Jay Ungar won't get rid of it, nuthin will. ;)

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Ps ----- but then again *If You Could Imagine* that there pizza hitting you in the eye

WITH PINEAPPLE ON IT

then argueably half the crowd here at GSC would say that a pizza didn't really hit you in the eye, since (according to some here) pineapple negates the word pizza.

At the risk of revivng the pizza-pie wars here at GSC, that might help you forget the tune too, if you are one of the *infidels* who claim that pineapple has no place on top of a slice of pizza!!

ALL HAIL PINEAPPLE AND CANADIAN BACON ON PIZZA!!

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:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

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Psalm 71 one Newbie

Psalm 71 one

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I kin help!

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

And this is how it goes- - -

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

And this is how it goes- -

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

And this is how it goes- -

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

And this is how it goes- -

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

And this is how it goes- -

If'n that doesn't work, here's a couple peanut butter balls SPLOOT! SPLOOT! one in each ear!!! :wave::biglaugh:

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