OBSERVATIONS FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM

[Ttessa]

1 I am in shape. Round is a shape.

2 Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

3 An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

4 Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

5 If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

6 Never be afraid to try something new. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

7 People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

8 One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

9 You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

10 I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

11 Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

12 Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

13 Indecision is the key to flexibility.

14 It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

15 Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.