NAVEL GAZING

[Cowgirl]

Belly Button Analysis

Dr. Gerhard Reibmann, a psychologist from Germany, believes your belly button can tell your personality type. In his book, "Understanding Yourself through Your Navel" he says there are six types of belly butttons. Which one do you have?

1. Horizontal Navel: This type is oblong and spreads sideways across the stomach. People with horizontal navels are complex, multifaceted, and highly emotional.

2. Vertical Navel: If your belly button stretches up and down, it shows that you are a self-confident person who is generous and emotionally stable.

3. Outie: This belly button sticks out. It reveals an optimistic person who embraces life with enthusiasm.

4. Innie: If your belly button is bowl -shaped or concave, it means you are gentle, loving and sensitive, but prone to worry. People with innies are delicate.

5. Off-center Navel: An off-center belly button indicates a fun-loving, unusual individual who experiences big highs and big lows.

6. Round navel: this belly button is evenly shaped and round. If you have one of these, it means you are even-tempered with a quiet, retiring personality.

[Morgan]

HAHAHAHAHA - now there is science in action.

Okay, I'll play

I was once an innie with a round navel, making me gentle, loving and sensitive, but prone to worry. People with innies are delicate. And even-tempered with a quiet, retiring personality.

Then I had children, leaving me an innie with a somewhat verticle navel. So I guess motherhood has made me gentle, loving and sensitive, but prone to worry. People with innies are delicate. And self-confident person who is generous and emotionally stable.

Show's what they know. Raising two high energy boys has definite NOT left me with an sense of delicateness (can you say 24 - 7 fart and poop jokes?).

emotionally stable? HA - you watch two boys flinging themselves from monkey bars - riding wheelies on bikes, trying to jump over each other on skate board! Trust me, you won't be feeling emotionally stable at the end of the days.

Self Confident? There is nothing like parenthood to make one quesetion almost everything they thought they once knew.

But despite all of that - I'd do it again. Well, no I wouldn't, I don't want anymore. But I am thrilled with the ones I have. :)