I can't figure out why Psalmie would just have her "sloppy ankle" pickled. Why not go "whole hog" and get someone to "cure" her? Nothing better than well cured pork.
I didn't have the surgery today-- Nasty sinus infestion and my BP was too high.
They sent me to a GP, loaded me up with a buncha meds and will try to reschedule in a couple weeks. (just in time to be on crutches for Christmas! <_< ) Why can't these things be more conveinient, ya know?
I knew it!!! Piggy you have sunk to a new low. Making us feel sorry for you to lull us into a false sense of security so you could sneak attack us. That’s it the gloves come off now.
Hmmm I wonder what would happen if I switched the labels on these here pill bottles.....Take one Take three aaah what's the difference..
Ohhh pig you don't look so good..................hahahahahaha
SPLOOT! a healthy portion on Lifty's head!! heeheehee!
and LG-- HEY! I just reread your post! FLING! another glop of gravy and taters coming your way!
I remember what the pies were for. . . SPLAT! right on the Hillbilly! HOOHOOO!
(I'm having fun! )
More chocolate cake. . . um, noo, not throwing that, Moony, Penguin and Belle, ya want some? I really won't throw it on ya--this is rich chocolate flourless cake, however, I didn't say anything about the whipped topping spray behind my back!!!
De De da Da Tweet Tweet ......... Nothin like a nice bath to get rid of that stinky ole Pork gravy. Splash Splash...... MMMMM smells like Moma Leonnie is cooking up some s'kettie. Hey I don't remember being a red bird!!! AAACK...... Holy Pepperoni Batman Very Funny ..... Dern Pig
Hey Pig need I remind you that it's only 17 days till Pigmas. Psalmie's gettin notin' fer Pigmas cause she's been notin' but BAD...
Well Well Well if it isn't the pigmobile........
This sauce will work great in the pigmobile's washer fluid bottle.........
Wait till that Pig hits the wipers driving down 675 Splat Splat .....Hahahaha hey Splat Splat some extra fer a new red paintjob on the pigmobile........
Sorry it took me so long to get back. . . I hadta go to the car wash after I used the windshield washers. Some Red Bird left droppings all over my new pigmobile. Something was familiar about the Bird--can't quite place it yet. . . :blink:
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dmiller
Sorry to hear Psalmie is *under the weather*. :(
I just e-mailed my congressman to get a health plan for her,
but he e-mailed me back saying we don't need any more *pork* here.
Dang!
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Belle
I thought he said they were investing in Pork BELLIES - not feet!
THAT'S what the crutches were for!
I hope no one gnaws on that pickled foot before you wake up, Psalmie!
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GarthP2000
Considering Psalmie's flying piggie, that was cruel, Dave. Really cruel.
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I can't figure out why Psalmie would just have her "sloppy ankle" pickled. Why not go "whole hog" and get someone to "cure" her? Nothing better than well cured pork.
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Ron G.
HUSH UP!!
Just because she's asleep and not walking, doesn't mean she can't sling some gravy and maybe a pie or two.
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moony3424
...with mashed potatoes.
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penguin
DUCK!!!
Get better Psalmie!
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HEY! HEY!!! pork jokes at my expense!
FLING!!! FLING!!! SPLOOOT! SPLASH!
That'll fix the whole lot of youse!
I didn't have the surgery today-- Nasty sinus infestion and my BP was too high.
They sent me to a GP, loaded me up with a buncha meds and will try to reschedule in a couple weeks. (just in time to be on crutches for Christmas! <_< ) Why can't these things be more conveinient, ya know?
Pickling my feet? HARUMPH!
Be nice to me or I'll sneeze on all of ya!!!
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GarthP2000
But Psalmie, I thought that you would be pickle---err, ahh, tickled pink.
((ducking))
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I knew it!!! Piggy you have sunk to a new low. Making us feel sorry for you to lull us into a false sense of security so you could sneak attack us. That’s it the gloves come off now.
Hmmm I wonder what would happen if I switched the labels on these here pill bottles.....Take one Take three aaah what's the difference..
Ohhh pig you don't look so good..................hahahahahaha
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dmiller
pork jokes, or poke jokes???? :D :D :D
Hey 3 friends of mine wanta wish you the best too!
LOOKOUT!!! INCOMMINGGGGGGGGG
SPPPPLATTT!!!!
there -- ya feeling better now??
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Left over gravy INCOMING!
SPLAT!
HOOHOO! Gotcha Garth!
White Turkey! You're--- um, what was I saying?
um. . . oh yeah. . . what am I holding these pies for?
I keep having these fleeting images of some bird flying and laughing. . .
ERRRRRRRRPP!
ewww! I don't feel good!
Those three guys in white--er red suits are scaring me. . .
RUN AWAYYYYYYY!!!!!!! :blink:
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Lifted Up
I must be mellowing. Using dental floss on Psalmie would be cruel right now.
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Yeah, Lifty, it would!!!
SPLOOT! a healthy portion on Lifty's head!! heeheehee!
and LG-- HEY! I just reread your post! FLING! another glop of gravy and taters coming your way!
I remember what the pies were for. . . SPLAT! right on the Hillbilly! HOOHOOO!
(I'm having fun! )
More chocolate cake. . . um, noo, not throwing that, Moony, Penguin and Belle, ya want some? I really won't throw it on ya--this is rich chocolate flourless cake, however, I didn't say anything about the whipped topping spray behind my back!!!
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WhiteDove
Thanks everyone you did a great job of cheering piggie up!! but you look funny with all that food all over you. Go take a bath!!!
Dove tiptoes quietly away excaping before Psalmie notices that she forgot about him in the foodfight.
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HEY BIRDBRAIN! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!
flinnngggg! SPLAT!
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WhiteDove
Rats @*$#@! Dern pig!!!!
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moony3424
AND HERE YOU STARTED THIS THREAD TO BE NICE!!!
That can be fixed.
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WhiteDove
It's no use trying to be nice to that dern ingrate Pig Moony She is not Nice......
I have to go now, and take a birdbath seems I have gravy in my feathers.
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Why did Dove call you a pig, Moony?
He's just a grumpy ole Bird, and gets sooooo upset over a LITTLE BIT of gravy! :P :P
(shhhhh! don't tell him his birdbath os fulla s'ketti sauce! ;)
byyyyyye!!!
(sneaking off. . . )
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dmiller
This one would look good full of "s'ketti" sauce, once ya got rid of the pork rinds there!! :D
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De De da Da Tweet Tweet ......... Nothin like a nice bath to get rid of that stinky ole Pork gravy. Splash Splash...... MMMMM smells like Moma Leonnie is cooking up some s'kettie. Hey I don't remember being a red bird!!! AAACK...... Holy Pepperoni Batman Very Funny ..... Dern Pig
Hey Pig need I remind you that it's only 17 days till Pigmas. Psalmie's gettin notin' fer Pigmas cause she's been notin' but BAD...
Well Well Well if it isn't the pigmobile........
This sauce will work great in the pigmobile's washer fluid bottle.........
Wait till that Pig hits the wipers driving down 675 Splat Splat .....Hahahaha hey Splat Splat some extra fer a new red paintjob on the pigmobile........
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Sorry it took me so long to get back. . . I hadta go to the car wash after I used the windshield washers. Some Red Bird left droppings all over my new pigmobile. Something was familiar about the Bird--can't quite place it yet. . . :blink:
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