Pants

[Raf]

I'm stealing this thread idea from another site.

Here's the idea: you take a quote from a movie, then replace one of the words with the word "pants." It can only be one word, and the one word can ONLY be replaced with pants. Don't change ANY OTHER WORDS in the quote. Just one word switch.

Some examples:

Superman: "You will bow down before me, Jor-El. First you, and then one day, your pants!"

Superman: "Is it true that you can see through pants?"

Superman: ""It's open, come in. My attorney will be in touch with you about the damage to the door. Otis, take the gentleman's pants."

"I don't think he wants me to, Mr. Luthor."

The Godfather: "Leave the pants. Take the cannolis."

Apocalypse Now: "I love the smell of pants in the morning."

The Breakfast Club: "Pants fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place."

Meet the Parents: "I have pants, Greg. Could you milk me?"

Harry Potter 3: ""You know the very first time I saw you, Harry, I recognized you immediately. Not by your scar, by your pants. They're your mother, Lily's."

Star Wars: "I find your lack of pants disturbing."

The Empire Strikes Back: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your pants."

Return of the Jedi: "Luke, tell me. What's troubling you?"

"Vader is here, now, on this moon."

"How do you know?"

"I felt his pants. He's come for me."

Ewwwwww!

Ok, your turn...

[dmiller]

Well shucks -- I don't watch movies. guess I can't play, eh?

Meebe I could fill in some quotes from Mike???

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lessee here --------------

I'm still waiting for the OLG's to put their pants on my table of challenge.

Lots of folks remember TVT, and NOT what was written in power for abundant pants.

Vpw's last lost teaching -- *The Joy of Pants*.

When Christ returns, He will be teaching from the pants book.

[Raf]

Fear is Pants in the Machinery of Life.

What killed that boy? The PANTS in the heart and life of that mother!

[GarthP2000]

From George Bush Sr. "Read my pants! No new taxes!!"

Bill clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that pants!"

Jimmy Carter "If I ever lie to you, please don't pants for me."

Richard Nixon "I am not a pants!"

John Kennedy "Ask not what your pants can do for you. Ask what you can do for your pants!"

[Raf]

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the pants!

It depends on what the meaning of pants is.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this pants!

[dmiller]

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

- Sir Winston Churchill

:)