ex70sHouston Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Don't squat with yer spurs on. There's two theories to arguin with a woman. Neither one works. Don't worry about bitin off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin somebody else's dog around. Never smack a man who's chewin tobacco. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. Always drink upstream from the herd. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. When you throw you weight around, be ready to have it through around by someone else. Lettin the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin it back in the bag. Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Love 'em! You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Jim Sorry..... That's not related....but it IS a good song! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Belle
Love 'em!
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
Sorry..... That's not related....but it IS a good song!
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