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Cowboy's Guide to Life


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Don't squat with yer spurs on.

There's two theories to arguin with a woman. Neither one works.

Don't worry about bitin off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin somebody else's dog around.

Never smack a man who's chewin tobacco.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you throw you weight around, be ready to have it through around by someone else.

Lettin the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin it back in the bag.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.

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