Why Sex Ed needs to be taught in Catholic schools

[Sudo]

Mother Superior called all the Nuns together one evening and said to them "I must tell you all something.... We have a case of Gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly Nun at the back. "I'm so sick of Chardonnay."

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[Flow7]

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven

dwarfs," they get ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns

in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment

and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling.

Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back to face the Pope. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf

nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No

Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY

dwarf nuns in the whole world?"

The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere

in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding

on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"

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