The Onion headline

[tonto]

Hi keeds,

I saw this gem from The Onion (a fake newspaper) and thought it might give someone a giggle:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42376

I hope the link works...I haven't done this before.

[krys]

Your link worked for me!

...sadly a blockage in the patient's pulmonary artery stopped God's love, and a lot of blood..

This is one great example of a healing ministry isn't it? No winer it's a "Traveling "Ministry"...can't hang around too long with a record like this!!!

[dmiller]

Well -- I couldn't get in (my puter is an outdated dinosaur - I guess). they did allow me to reach their store though.

Speaking of satirical sites --- here is a great one.

Makes ya wanna laugh (jabs in all the right places), and cry (it's so true), at the same time

Click the pic.

[dmiller]

Some of their posts are absolutely hilarious.

Like THIS ONE.

Edited November 16, 2005 by dmiller

[pond]

check out the revised rules for masturbation.

lol if your over 65, and never until you ejeculate. you must ONLY think of jesus during masturbation , and it must be a natural event like a full bladder or "the morning sun erection". (??) haha

ok BUT if you do accidently "spill your seed" you must have a tupperware bowl ready(approved and prayed for by the pastor) and give it to the secretary "within an hour of the accident"

lol ok then she will put it in to a larger vat and it will be used in the parlor for skin cream....

lol violation is scary, the bible says you will die if your seed is spilled.

then the dandy tampon rule because satan made them ..

who are these people?

lol

Edited November 16, 2005 by pond

[tonto]

Oh David how funny! Thanks for the link...now I have somewhere else to look when I'm bored at work.

[jardinero]

Hi Tonto - -

Check your private messages.

J.