Jim Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 A cop pulls over Heisenberg and says "do you know how fast you're going?". Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sushi Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 What did one base say to the other? "Let's get the 'H' outta here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Mermaid mathematicians wear algaebras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbarrax Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 from A Thousand and One Limericks: A Young schzophrenic named Struther, when told of the death of his brother, Said, 'Yes, it's too bad, But I can't feel too sad - After all, I still have each other'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sushi Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Two hydrogen atoms meet in the street. First one says, "I think I lost an electron". Second one says, "Are you sure?" First one says, "Yes, I'm 'positive' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionEater Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Little Willie was a chemist Little Willie is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4 :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 But was it superoxygenated H2SO4? Would have been better for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 LONG FORMULA The instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" asked the instructor. "H to O". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LG Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Kansas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Ok, I'll bite. Huh? Are you saying Kansas is a science joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LG Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Not so much a joke as something to be scoffed at, Raf. Read this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthP2000 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 "We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto!" To which I can now say "Amen to that sister!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flow7 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Q. How do you tell male chromosomes from female chromosomes? A. Take off their genes Q. What do you get if you eat uranium? A. Atomic ache Q. Why do bees buzz? A. If someone stole your honey and nectar, you’d buzz too. Did you know that a single fly can lay over a million eggs…..just think of what a married one can do! There is no gravity …. The earth sucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moony3424 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Did you know that a single fly can lay over a million eggs…..just think of what a married one can do! Cute!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sushi
What did one base say to the other?
"Let's get the 'H' outta here!"
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dmiller
Mermaid mathematicians wear algaebras.
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Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit.
The first statistician takes aim and overshoots.
The second aims and undershoots.
The third shouts out "We got him!"
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from A Thousand and One Limericks:
A Young schzophrenic named Struther,
when told of the death of his brother,
Said, 'Yes, it's too bad,
But I can't feel too sad -
After all, I still have each other'.
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Sushi
Two hydrogen atoms meet in the street.
First one says, "I think I lost an electron".
Second one says, "Are you sure?"
First one says,
"Yes, I'm 'positive' "
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OnionEater
Little Willie was a chemist
Little Willie is no more
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4 :P
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Raf
But was it superoxygenated H2SO4? Would have been better for him.
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dmiller
LONG FORMULA
The instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" asked the instructor.
"H to O".
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LG
Kansas.
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Raf
Ok, I'll bite. Huh? Are you saying Kansas is a science joke?
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LG
Not so much a joke as something to be scoffed at, Raf.
Read this.
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GarthP2000
"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto!"
To which I can now say "Amen to that sister!"
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Flow7
Q. How do you tell male chromosomes from female chromosomes?
A. Take off their genes
Q. What do you get if you eat uranium?
A. Atomic ache
Q. Why do bees buzz?
A. If someone stole your honey and nectar, you’d buzz too.
Did you know that a single fly can lay over a million eggs…..just think of what a married one can do!
There is no gravity …. The earth sucks!
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moony3424
Cute!!!
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