The Myth Of Mogfot

[Belle]

I wish I could remember who wrote this - but it's awesome, imo!

A long time ago in a place far far away lived the king mogfot. His subjects all gave him their absolute obedience, and those that didn’t were cast out of the kingdom.

Because he was king, all the women were his to do with as he pleased, because all in the kingdom belonged to the mogfot.

One day, it came to pass that the treasury was getting a little skimpy, so he decreed that all should give him anything over what their true need to live was.

Since he was the mogfot, all the subjects obeyed without question, for they supposed it was the will of the supreme God..

Long ago, there was a prince of the supreme God who loved the subjects and ruled fairly, but the kindly prince was driven away by the jealous king mogfot.

The kindly prince wanted to come back, but many subjects would rather have the king instead.

To further extend his power into other kingdoms, the mogfot made junior mogfite of his most trusted slaves who swore their allegiance to him.

They became the mogfot in their kingdoms given to them by the King mogfot.

There they ruled their subjects with the iron fist of the king, and of course being the mogfot for the area, the subjects had to swear absolute obedience to them.

And of course all the women of the area, and all that the subjects had, was the mogfot’s to do as he wished, unless the king of mogfots wanted it for himself.

Luckily, this kingdom is shrinking daily as the once captive subjects have sought their freedom from the false king.

The king however is very unhappy with the exodus from his kingdom, and threatens their deaths if they leave. He also grows meaner day by day as he realizes his kingdom will soon be no more.

The kindly prince Jesus rejoices in the captives regaining their freedom, and awaits them coming back to him and the loving arms of his Father, the supreme God.