Jade Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 i found this on the internet.. .... cute A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirrorpulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to astop, a police officer approaches the car. The man says, "What's the problem officer?" Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hourzone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you. Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60. Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife dirty look.] Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks![The man gives his wife another a dirty look.] Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearingyour seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt! The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can'tyou just shut up?!" The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does yourhusband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetc57 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 ROFLMAO -- Thanks that was Really FUNNY -- needed the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellon Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 :D LOLOLOL That's one of the good ones. heeeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jetc57
ROFLMAO -- Thanks that was Really FUNNY -- needed the laugh!
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:D LOLOLOL
That's one of the good ones.
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