VOTERS --- We may be in more trouble than we imagined!!!!!

[moony3424]

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which

direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun

waking him up every morning. The realtor asked, "Does the sun rise in

the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,

(and has always done so since creation), the realtor shook his head and

said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.". . and he gets to

vote!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I

got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was

open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7

days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting

to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." . . . He also

votes!.

So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we

overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the

sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a

convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was

moving".......Yep, she also votes!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut

through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

My sister also votes!

My friends and I stopped to purchase a couple cases of Coca Cola for a

party and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a

big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and

gave us a 20% discount... He votes too!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain

rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's

nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the

head is turned.........My friend also votes!

A friend stopped at McDonalds drive-thru and ordered a half-dozen

Chicken McNuggets and a diet Coke. The young lady attendant

said, "Sir, we do not have a half-dozen, you can get either four, six

or twelve." He said , "Just give me six...I probably couldn't eat a

half-dozen anyhow!" This young lady is a future voter!

My wife and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub shop last

week and she asked the clerk which of two sandwiches was better. The

clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was

more expensive. My wife got a quizzical look on her face and

asked, "If that's the case, why are they both listed with the same

price on the menu? To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think we add

tax to the turkey.".......The clerk also votes!

This one is a real 'zinger'.......

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to

the lost luggage office and told the lady attendant there that my bags

never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a

trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has

your plane arrived yet?" Yep, she is another one that votes!

[jackdaniels]

This is old, but funny. I know people that would actually do something like this.

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Tech Rep: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"

Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive.

[TED Ferrell]

Moony

Sure am glad you did not tell on me about how when we were looking at home to buy last weekend and how I asked the real estate lady some questions which she answered. But I only heard what I wanted to hear and repeated my take on it to our mortgage lending helper .oops!!

I guess that puts me into the I vote too bunch :blink:

Edited October 27, 2005 by TED Ferrell

[moony3424]

Sure am glad you did not tell on me about how when we were looking at home to buy last weekend and how I asked the real estate lady some questions which she answered. But I only heard what I wanted to hear and repeated my take on it to our mortgage lending helper .oops!!

I wouldn't do that. But, you not only told on yourself, but told everybody about what we were doing this weekend, didn't you.

Edited October 27, 2005 by moony3424