Finding the Right Husband

[jetc57]

THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas where a

woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance

is a description of how the store operates:

"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the

attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There

is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor or

you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to

exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first

floor the sign on the door reads "Floor 1 - These men have jobs."

The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love

kids."

The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,

and are extremely good-looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and reads the sign: "Floor 4 - These men

have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good-looking and help with the

housework."

"Oh! Mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor. The sign reads, "Floor 5 - These

men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the

housework, and have a strong romantic streak."

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor. The sign

reads, "You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible

to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step

as you exit the building and have a nice day!"

[dmiller]

Ole Ray Deaghton lived a good long life, and rather than wait for him to get to heavan, God decided to visit him on earth, and reward him right then and there.

God said "Ray -- what do you want? I'll give it to you right now, here on earth."

Ray thought a moment, and then said "You know, I've always wished there was a road that led over to Hawaii. I've never been there, cause the airfare was too expensive. I'd sure admire to see a road that me and the missus could just drive on, and get there."

God said -- "Well, I'll tell ya. I made that place an island for a reason. It wouldn't fit in my plan of things to connect it to the mainland. Is there something else I can grant you?"

Ray said -- "The only other thing in life I've ever wanted is to know how to please my wife at all times, to know what she is thinking, to be able to adjust to her moods, and to know how to answer her when she gives hints disguised as questions. I'd love to be able to do that".

God thought a moment and then said ----

"That highway to Hawaii -- were you thinking 2 lane, or 4 lane?"

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