the perfect day

[Jade]

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER:

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants

open

presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe

12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds

1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit

3:00 Nap

4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret

admirer

4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle

hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full

length mirror

7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments

received from other diners/dancers

10:00 Hot shower (alone)

10:50 Carried to bed . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM:

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow job

6:30 Massive satisfying upset while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked,

buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler

7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several beers en-route to airport

9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet

9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club

9:45 Play front nine - 2 under

11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon

12:15 Blow job

12:30 Play back nine - 4 under

2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude

who

also bend over a lot displaying growlers

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) - on light tackle

5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson

6:45 upset, Shower and Shave

7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated;

7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet

steak

9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you

watch football game

9:30 Sex with three women

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 A night cap blow job

11:45 In bed alone

11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to

leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

[dmiller]

That might work for the younger guys -----

But the last time I had the offer of *super sex* --

I said -- "I"ll take the soup!"

:lol:

[ex70sHouston]

Maybe I'm getting older but.

Blow jobs and masages are good but they don't make the day.

A great day is where I get up and someone else makes the coffee and breakfast.

Work all day without problems and get some things accomplished where I feel good about the day.

A nice lunch where the conversation is about anything but whats wrong with their realationship.

A nice quiet evening where I dont fix the meal and there is somthing worth watching on TV.

The best thing about the day would be no bitching and complaining from wife or kids.

What can I say. I'm easy to please. Just keep your mouth shut and leave me alone.