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Okay this is for comic relief--you make up a title and author which would be extremely absurd, ironic, or just funny if it had ever actually been written-

So here goes

"The Importance of Marital FIdelity" by Helen of Troy

" Recipes to Delight Your Enemies" Catherine De'Medici

" A study of The Waltzes of Johann Strauss" Jim Morrison

" The Proper Way to Serve WIne" by Carrie Nation

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40 Ways to Leave Your Lover, by Billy Graham

A Secretary is Not a Toy, by Bill Clinton

Meditations on the Deeper Meanings of Socrates, Aristotle and Plato, by George W. Bush

Don't Freak, by Michael Jackson

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"Chicken Soup for the Soul" by William Shakespere

"One Pot Meals for Camping Scouters" by Julia Child

"How to Win Friends & Influence People" by L. Craig Martindale

"The Origin of Species" by Pat Robertson

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Moooooving away from politics...

Serious, by George Carlin

Class, by Paris Hilton

Modesty, by Christina Aguilera

Myooozhik iiiiiith mah liiiiiiiife, by Bob Dylan

Abstinence, by Ron Jeremy

How to Write a Sophisticated Romance Novel, by Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Myooozhik iiiiiith hith liiiiiiiife, by Randy Newman

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Moooooving away from politics...

Myooozhik iiiiiith mah liiiiiiiife, by Bob Dylan

Myooozhik iiiiiith hith liiiiiiiife, by Randy Newman

Then one or the other can start the law suit for plagerizing the title. After years in the courts, they both will forget what it was all about, meet each other over a drink, and live happily ever after. (I love happy endings. Don't you?)

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Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive

new book. It's called: "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."

Little Golden Books That Never Made It

"You Are Different and That's Bad"

"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"

"Dad's New Wife Robert"

"Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share"

"Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

'Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

"All Cats Go to Hell"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"Some Kittens Can Fly"

"That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"

"The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"

"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"

"You Were an Accident"

"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"

"Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games"

"The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan"

"Your Nightmares Are Real"

"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

"Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School"

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

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