Wonton Soup Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zshot Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 ahhhhh...... How romantic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Second James Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 You really think they use the word "couth?" Very funny though..Thanks LOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex70sHouston Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Southern women know how to please there men. A trolling motor is great. I was never as proud as when the little woman shot an 8 point and a doe the same day. It could only have been better if she had gutted them and not left the work for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stayed Too Long Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Seen in personals ad: WANTED: A good woman who likes to fish and has a boat. Please send picture of boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jardinero Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Wonton: You hopeless romantic, you! J. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetc57 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 ex70shouston -- me thinks you misread the poem. The MAN bought his Woman the gift. The man is writing the love poem to his woman. Its rather cute and extremely funny! Anyway that's great news about your little filly and her fine catch. The first of her fine catches was YOU!! :blink: ------------------------------ Here's one I learned in "Christian Family n Sex Class". I think. :blink: "A good man is hard to find, but a hard man, is good to find!" :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zshot
ahhhhh...... How romantic
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You really think they use the word "couth?" Very funny though..Thanks LOLOL
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ex70sHouston
Southern women know how to please there men. A trolling motor is great.
I was never as proud as when the little woman shot an 8 point and a doe the same day. It could only have been better if she had gutted them and not left the work for me.
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Stayed Too Long
Seen in personals ad:
WANTED: A good woman who likes to fish and has a boat. Please send picture of boat.
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jardinero
Wonton:
You hopeless romantic, you!
J. ;)
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jetc57
ex70shouston -- me thinks you misread the poem. The MAN bought his Woman the gift.
The man is writing the love poem to his woman. Its rather cute and extremely funny!
Anyway that's great news about your little filly and her fine catch.
The first of her fine catches was YOU!! :blink:
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Here's one I learned in "Christian Family n Sex Class". I think. :blink:
"A good man is hard to find, but a hard man, is good to find!" :huh:
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