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Infamous Phrases to Live By


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I'm still convinced that the good, reliable, things we learned in TWI (i.e. "Receive, Retain, Release) never originated from TWI at all. They got it from one of their reliable sources.

Here are some general Rules/Lessons I've compiled over the years.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

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Life is sexually transmitted.

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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the person who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"

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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Get the last word in: Apologize.

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Thoughts for a Friday..... Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

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