While enroute to TWI Your Check was placed in a mail sack with an envelope addressed to Anton LaVey.
Your Check, in its envelope, was sitting back humming the latest rap tune so it had its spritual trapdoor open.
And of course them Debil Spurts rushed right in.
Now throughly possessed Your Check, with the help of its Debil Spurts, changed the address on the envelope, from TWI and Mr Wallace, to the Tooth Fairy.
The Tooth Fairy, being honest, found all the teeth you shed in your childhood, calculated their worth at 25 cents apiece and came up with $8.00. That has left her with $2.00 extra. As I type she is wracking her brain as to what she can give you to compensate you for that $2.00. As soon as she figures it out you can expect a package with all your baby teeth and whatever else she comes up with.
So you see this is all your fault for
A- not training your check to keep it's spritual trapdoor closed by SITing
and
B- Not having the forsight to believe for 40 teeth so the tooth fairy would not be in this quandry
Mo, your revelation is only part right. Catcup's check did get misdirected and sent not to a fictional place or person but an actual entity in Canada. Specifically the Royal Canadian Lottery Commission. I'm sorry to say that Catcup didn't win something petty. She won the full 268 million. And now she owe's me for my 10% finder's fee.
I had the exact same thing happen with my way-bound-employer when I left the group... one day my work was "the best they'd ever seen" and "really made a big difference in the office" and the very next day it was "I'm sorry we won't be needing your services anymore".
And when I asked for the letter of recommendation I had already been promised (pre-departure) I was met with total and utter silence. They wouldn't take my phone calls, and wouldn't respond to my letters.
So much for not causing offense...
But, I've never tried getting my transcripts from HQ... I wonder how many peoples' checks they've "lost" over the years.
I sent for my transcript and got a blank section for academics. I guess they really don't teach the Way Corps anything usefull or that would fit in the category of academics.
My date of birth was also incorrect. So much for paying attention to details.
I don't know how many times I had to submit my date of birth to the Way, but on that piece of paper sent to my college so I could receive credit for my four years of work, it was blank.
English for the Greek Student, not there
Greek (which you could only ace because that was the only grade the professor would except) not there
Physical Training (my word this should have been worth 24 credit hours) NOT THERE
IN-Residence Job assignments , you guest it, NOT THERE>>>
My advise to all others is save your $10 and forget about it.
Maybe they would actually be embarrassed to provide documentation detailing what the four years of training actually boils down to, academically speaking, anyway..
Catcup, I'm no expert.. but it seems as a provider of secondary "education", they just might be in violation of some federal laws or something by refusing to provide you a nice little transcript..
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Catcup!
While enroute to TWI Your Check was placed in a mail sack with an envelope addressed to Anton LaVey.
Your Check, in its envelope, was sitting back humming the latest rap tune so it had its spritual trapdoor open.
And of course them Debil Spurts rushed right in.
Now throughly possessed Your Check, with the help of its Debil Spurts, changed the address on the envelope, from TWI and Mr Wallace, to the Tooth Fairy.
The Tooth Fairy, being honest, found all the teeth you shed in your childhood, calculated their worth at 25 cents apiece and came up with $8.00. That has left her with $2.00 extra. As I type she is wracking her brain as to what she can give you to compensate you for that $2.00. As soon as she figures it out you can expect a package with all your baby teeth and whatever else she comes up with.
So you see this is all your fault for
A- not training your check to keep it's spritual trapdoor closed by SITing
and
B- Not having the forsight to believe for 40 teeth so the tooth fairy would not be in this quandry
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Brother Speed
Now now Mo, lets not go making up stories.
Mo, your revelation is only part right. Catcup's check did get misdirected and sent not to a fictional place or person but an actual entity in Canada. Specifically the Royal Canadian Lottery Commission. I'm sorry to say that Catcup didn't win something petty. She won the full 268 million. And now she owe's me for my 10% finder's fee.
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ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Catcup...
I had the exact same thing happen with my way-bound-employer when I left the group... one day my work was "the best they'd ever seen" and "really made a big difference in the office" and the very next day it was "I'm sorry we won't be needing your services anymore".
And when I asked for the letter of recommendation I had already been promised (pre-departure) I was met with total and utter silence. They wouldn't take my phone calls, and wouldn't respond to my letters.
So much for not causing offense...
But, I've never tried getting my transcripts from HQ... I wonder how many peoples' checks they've "lost" over the years.
THW
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Hey Catcup. Maybe you should do a poll to see how many people have gotten their checks 'lost'... just a suggestion.
Sorry for all your troubles.
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I actualy ordered a copy for my ex-fiance and he got it.
Sorry, yours keeps getting misplaced??hhmm
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Catcup,
I sent for my transcript and got a blank section for academics. I guess they really don't teach the Way Corps anything usefull or that would fit in the category of academics.
My date of birth was also incorrect. So much for paying attention to details.
I don't know how many times I had to submit my date of birth to the Way, but on that piece of paper sent to my college so I could receive credit for my four years of work, it was blank.
English for the Greek Student, not there
Greek (which you could only ace because that was the only grade the professor would except) not there
Physical Training (my word this should have been worth 24 credit hours) NOT THERE
IN-Residence Job assignments , you guest it, NOT THERE>>>
My advise to all others is save your $10 and forget about it.
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Belle
Wonder if it miraculously showed up after your post, Catcup?
Maybe sending a check via registered mail and having to have someone sign for it might encourage them to keep better track of it.
Life is in the details, unless you're dealing with someone outside TWI? They musta changed the rules somewhere along the line.....
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Well..
Maybe they would actually be embarrassed to provide documentation detailing what the four years of training actually boils down to, academically speaking, anyway..
Catcup, I'm no expert.. but it seems as a provider of secondary "education", they just might be in violation of some federal laws or something by refusing to provide you a nice little transcript..
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