Reminds me of a recent "Dilbert" cartoon. The boss wants to by a sensible, envronmentally beneficial car. The salesman convinces him to buy an "Envirocrusher 400": 40 feet high (there's a ladder to the door), weighs ten tons, and runs on owls. The boss asks about obtaining the owls, adn the salsesman says that the noise the "car" makes stuns them so they're easy to pick up and toss into the engine. :D-->
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Ham
I wonder if Wolfgang has a better use in mind for dead cats..
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Ham
Maybe Wolfgang also owns stock in one of the larger european petrol producers. :D-->
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GarthP2000
Ham,
I can give him my book "1001 Uses for a Dead Cat" for some ideas.
Idea# 356: Use it as a footstool.
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Ham
The rest of the story
In about a year and a half, I may be able to explain this :)-->
Garth, I wonder if he considered using dead skunks. Sure lots around here in the spring..
Could even be an anti theft device, or something like it..
cops could easily follow the exhaust.
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Ham
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Ham
Well, getting 10 miles to the cat.. better than the opposite I guess.
Driving down the road, and getting 10 cats to the mile...
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GeorgeStGeorge
Reminds me of a recent "Dilbert" cartoon. The boss wants to by a sensible, envronmentally beneficial car. The salesman convinces him to buy an "Envirocrusher 400": 40 feet high (there's a ladder to the door), weighs ten tons, and runs on owls. The boss asks about obtaining the owls, adn the salsesman says that the noise the "car" makes stuns them so they're easy to pick up and toss into the engine. :D-->
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TheEvan
Should make your engine really purr!
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