Election for der Vey's new president

[Ham]

Well, you've heard all the debate, all the arguments. Who indeed should be the next president?

[Ham]

Sorry, only five choices. Feel free to write in if you wish.

Moderator: You may move this to its proper setting, if you wish.

[HCW]

Who voted that nominations be closed?

Smells like a Florida breeze on a shady day to me. ;)-->

[Ham]

I get all the chads..

[Raf]

The plural of chad is... chad.

[Ham]

quote:

Who voted that nominations be closed?

Well, if the moderator is doing his job, and this gets moved to silly, that's a moot point anyway. :)-->

[Ham]

Holy smokes.. I'm leading four to one..

Probably more of a vote for beer, schnaps, pretzels and women folk.. than for me. :D-->

Those poor devils there could probably really use a party like that.. :)-->

[HCW]

quote:

Well, if the moderator is doing his job, and this gets moved to silly, that's a moot point anyway.

Hmmm... a well designed plot to steal the election?

[Ham]

Naw, then we can have a real election, and a silly election.

[HCW]

O I C - then we'd have a real, silly election, right?

[Ham]

Remove the comma, and that's about right..

[Ham]

It may be silly, but no aspersions to Mike here. I think he'd run it like it traditionally was.

[Watered Garden]

Voting trivia for Raf (who probably knows this already)

The Church of England has a patron saint of disputed elections - Saint Chad!

Honest. I am not making that up.

WG

[Raf]

You're not, but someone else did.

[Raf]

But if ANYONE were going to be the patron saint of disputed elections, St. Chad should be a lock for the job. Unless, of course, Sts Bush and Gore challenge him.

[Ham]

Five, Mike. Six, Ham. It's neck and neck.. maybe some folks just want to spare me the grief..

Somehow, I think beer, schnaps, and wimin folk will still prevail in the end..

With schnaps and beer at every meal, the poor staffers may not even notice my jokes. :D-->

[Thomas Loy Bumgarner]

Raf and Ham, and others, my fear is that Mike, Allan, MDVarand and others will steal and nullify this election. I still don't trust the electoral college. Whoops, wrong election. Sorry!

[Ham]

Well, I dunno. Even they may not be immune to pretzels, beer, schnaps and making der "whoopy". :D-->

[Ham]

Maybe I'd run that place even further down the tubes, but we'd at least have fun doing it :)-->

[Thomas Loy Bumgarner]

Ham, you didn't vote for yourself more than once, did you, or use dead people?

[Ham]

Naw, I'm honest. Honest as George Washington. As honest as honest Abe.. honest as..

I'd say sober as a priest on Sunday, but that may not be a good thing.. :)-->

[Ham]

Its probably just a few staffers that snuck on here, and voted for beer, schnaps, and wimen folk for the next big meeting..

[Thomas Loy Bumgarner]

And the winner is a tie between 2 dark horses who aren't GS reg. Ryan Stiles and Colin

Mocherie. Oops! wrong show !That's right, the points/votes don't matter. And if you believe that then my name is Drew Carey. hehehe!

Edited September 17, 2005 by thomasloybumgarner

[Ham]

Well, whadya know.. I finally won something!

Now I'm trying to figure out just what I won, sheesh.. :D-->

[moony3424]

Congrats President Ham. Now you have to pick the new board. What you say?