Grease Band And Other Odds And Ends

[TED Ferrell]

Because of a line that ala prochaine posted about being confused and other cool lines she comes up with, as others do from time to time. I thought it only reasonable and proper that we should have a corner for all writers of songs. poetry and etc.A song begiins with only one line or thought.

Let's have fun with this thread staying light hearted and cheerful.I have read many of your posts and you guys and gals sure do come up with some doozies hahaha

Also you that write the more serious stuff poetry or songs feel free to fire away.

And away we go

[TED Ferrell]

The STate Of Confusion

By The Grease Band

Verse One

Pardon Us For This Intrusion

But We Are In A State Of Delusion

We Often Feel our Life's An Allusion

Until We See It's Just Our Confusion

Been Bruised Now We Have A Contrusion

Ok Grease Band add your lines till we have a masterpiece We need three more lines for first verse

[dmiller]

:)-->

[dmiller]

quote:

Verse One

Pardon Us For This Intrusion

But We Are In A State Of Delusion

We Often Feel our Life's An Allusion

Until We See It's Just Our Confusion

Been Bruised Now We Have A Contusion

We need three more lines for first verse

We did our best, and now testing the rest,

We surely want to manifest,

And not be just perusing.

[BikerBabe]

Pardon Us For This Intrusion

But We Are In A State Of Delusion

We Often Feel our Life's An Allusion

Until We See It's Just Our Confusion

Been Bruised Now We Have A Contrusion

Though We Won't Let That Become An Illusion

To Those Who Think We've Committed A Protrusion

... next?

BB

[dmiller]

It sux (I know), but what the hey!! :D-->

[moony3424]

quote:

Originally posted by dmiller:

It sux (I know), but what the hey!! :D-->

No, it doesn't. I like it. Besides, like Ted says, it's supposed to be fun. (Even for us creatively challenged ones. There has to be some sort of support group for that, isn't there?)

[TED Ferrell]

moony that's right this is going to be fun as we move on

David you did good and your lines will show up later on in this song .

And moony you too added a couple of lines whhether you know it or not.

Don't have time to start the edit right now but befor the day is through we will be on our way towaards the finish line.

[TED Ferrell]

The Club Of Confusion

By The Grease Band

Verse One

Pardon Us For This Intrusion

But We Are In A State Of Delusion

We Often Feel our Life's An Allusion

Until We See It's Just Our Confusion

Been Bruised Now We Have A Contrusion

Though We Won't Let That Become An Illusion

You May Think We've Committed A Protrusion[

We Did Our Best Now Were Testing The Rest

Chorus One

You Can Let It All Hang Out At The Club Of Confusion

David Fiddles Blue Grass Ala Procaine Wails Jazz Fusion

Moony's Group Are Getting Better So There's No Escusin'

Biker Babe Rev's Up Her Harley At The Club Of Confusion

Next Verse Worse Than The First eight lines

[ChattyKathy]

Some may wonder why we're happy for the loosing

As we live freely we see removal of the bruising

[moony3424]

quote:

Originally posted by ChattyKathy:

Some may wonder why we're happy for the loosing

As we live freely we see removal of the bruising

Kathy

Not only removal but healing of the bruising. :)-->

[TED Ferrell]

The Club Of Confusion

By The Grease Band

Verse One

Pardon Us For This Awful Good Intrusion

But We Are In A State Of Utter Delusion

We Often Feel our Life's Just An Allusion

Until We See It's Just Our Mixed Up Confusion

Been Bruised Now We Have A Sore Contrusion

Though We Won't Let That Become An Illusion

You May Think We've Committed A Protrusion[

We Did Our Best Now Were Testing All The Rest

Chorus One

You Can Let It All Hang Out At The Club Of Confusion

David Fiddles Blue Grass Ala Prochaine Wails Jazz Fusion

Moony's Group Are Getting Better So There's No Escusin'

Biker Babe Rev's Up Her Harley At The Club Of Confusion

Next Verse Worse Than The First... eight lines please

Some may wonder why we're happy for all of the bad loosing

As we live freely we see removal of the painful bruising

Not only removal but healing of the bruising we do the choosin'

We ain't cryin' in our beer we just like to do some (hic!) boozin'

[ChattyKathy]

You are awake way too early Ted. ;)-->

[TED Ferrell]

Awake who's awake I'm still asleep ha ha

Kathy Mom hit the big 93 yesterday. Did the best I could for her special day.

Don't work too hard and for pete's sake stay out of trouble.

[ChattyKathy]

Wow! I'm sure you made it special for her. Can she still do the marathon shopping days?

Me stay out of trouble. Rats, do I have to?

Nice song ya got going here by the way.

[TED Ferrell]

Yeah think we have a hit on our hands here Nashville here we come.

Nah! Chatty Mom's going to the store days are over.

It's about all she can do to go to the Dr.once a month.

[ChattyKathy]

That's a big change. I'm sorry Ted, in all the ways you can understand that to mean.

And some folks have joined in and had fun here, it's been great to watch Ted. :)-->

[moony3424]

This song is gonna be a big hit!! Can we all go to Nashville for this? Huh? After all, Nashville's just down the road a piece from Bama, my 2nd home (except it's cold in the winter). :)-->

[TED Ferrell]

Boy moony you sure don't like the cold tundra eh!

While on the road playing for many a year our agent told ud he would keep us busy both in the south and north.The only thing he did not tell us about what he meant was Dallas in the summer and Duluth in the winter.

I think there might be another song there what say Grease Band.

[moony3424]

I can see not wanting to do Duluth in the winter, but what's the problem with Dallas in the summer?? Wouldn't that be about the same as Florida in the summer?

[TED Ferrell]

Moony Dallas in the summer and Duluth in the winter is snow bird lingo. They don't like the heat and they don't like the cold So they come see you five or six months each year.

Do you have a room for rent starting in Nov.through April ?

[moony3424]

quote:

Originally posted by TED Ferrell:

Moony Dallas in the summer and Duluth in the winter is snow bird lingo. They don't like the heat and they don't like the cold So they come see you five or six months each year.

Do you have a room for rent starting in Nov.through April ?

Now Ted, is that something to ask a "proper" southern lady?

[dmiller]

quote:

This song is gonna be a big hit!! Can we all go to Nashville for this? Huh?

Why shore! Nashville it is. Music City. Home of the Grand Ole Opry. Let's do this up right, and hold the cd release party at the Grand Ole Opry, thow in some

*bible* teaching, and call it Sound Out

(((((((((((((((ducking))))))))))))))) :D--> :D-->

Ha ha -- yea, right!.

David

[moony3424]

The Opry

[dmiller]

quote:

Some may wonder why we're happy for all of the bad loosing

As we live freely we see removal of the painful bruising

Not only removal but healing of the bruising we do the choosin'

We ain't cryin' in our beer we just like to do some (hic!) boozin'

So pull up a chair, plunk down your a$$.

We've got the bottle, if you've got the glass.

Old stories (I've heard) of one's past confusion

When plied with libation, lead to serious musing.

Chorus two:

David picks on the fiddle, and Ala sings Jazz

There's a dancer on stage (her name is Shaz).

Serving the drinks, that make you all smile

Is the sommelier himself - Oenophile

And all fear the bouncer, some just cut and run.

It's Shellon herself, and she's got a gun.

And where did the bucks go, from that tip bucket?

Well -- everyone's guessing -- that Pawtucket.