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curses r us? (held in abeyance)


Juan Cruz
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We were informed back in early 2004 in a thread that some TWI folk might be 'praying against" GS folk. I got my dander up and penned this reponse.

They better not mess with me.

I got curses they haven't even found in their "Advanced" class!

I got curses they don't know about.

I got curses where they got "positive believing."

I got curses where they're out roasting wieners by the campfire.

I got curses even Rhoda never heard.

I got curses you can't put on tape and sell.

I got co-lateral curses.

I got curses Bullinger couldn't find in the stars.

I got curses for them if they mess with me.

I've learned the real Word of God and from it

I got curses for people who f with the truth.

It's just grace (I happen to have a red light from Daddy right now)

that I don't unload on the whole pack of them hyenas.

But the forbearance of Daddy might not last forever, OK?

I got curses I took from the carburetor of the motor coach.

I got curses I stole from Chris Geer’s running shoes.

I got improper puja the family pundit put on Pillai’s sleeping bag

outside his door

when he got home from Mar's Hill.

I got curses worse than living downwind in Emporia.

... ones Ted would never sing about.

... Life Magazine won’t write about.

... Mick Jagger won’t think about.

(I got curses you can’t get at the racetrack.)

Tree parts snap off and fall

when my breath blows cold on them.

How long, O Lord, wilt Thou keep sealed

this apocalyptic pneumatic pestilence?

They won’t be safe at Dunkin’ Donuts

when Senora Cruz’s little boy

gets the green light

to do his deuteronomic paso doble.

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I got roadside curses

I got shaggy dog curses

I got curses...

you'll need Preparation capital f-ing H.

You'll need a new hat.

My malevolence is low PH

and the cookie jar is cracked.

Don't question who MY Daddy is.

Thou hast not known Him at all.

Thou hast not been salted nor swaddled at all,

thou bald man!

thou bald man!

Oh, you're just lucky I'm smiling.

Pray that it stays that Way.

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Oh Juan you crack me up icon_razz.gif:P-->!!!

I read them with the voice of a rapper, say Eminem or JZ or Beastie Boys!! Too cool. For those of you that don't get it , try it that way.

You're pretty talented....

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