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Excerpt: "Parents should want their children to be Advanced Class graduates. Training our children so they can stand will help them maximize their rewards at the bema."

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Excerpt: "Parents should want their children to be Advanced Class graduates. Training our children so they can stand will help them maximize their rewards at the bema."
And of course the only way to help your children "stand" is to put them through the Advanced Class, which means putting them through all the prerequisite classes....

Of course. icon_rolleyes.gif:rolleyes:-->

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Yes, the C***t*r's teach this class.

It was the TOTAL opposite from CFS! I've taken all of them, and this was so "pure and innocent". They did hit on adultery as wrong and had some enlightening points about why it was "winked" at in the old testament to have more that one wife.... from the beginning God's original plan was 1 husband and 1 wife. But being used to the "racey" classes, this one was so stiff, we laughed. It looked like the nuns from Sunday school teaching it. Not relaxed and casual , more like memorizing the notes reading the prompter, smile/laugh when it says.....weird. So when something silly is to be said, it just didn't feel right. For example: He is addressing young people and how to not touch a woman (sexually) until marriage and to learn to keep your thoughts under control, but if your passions get too much, then "Solitary masturbation is fine."...(with a straight face). It seemed very uncomfortable and odd... But from what I read it was better for kids than some of Vepee's old classes!!!

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Originally posted by Mr. Hammeroni:

Interesting. How to raise your family.

Just have them take all the classes, show a tacit dissaproval of adultery, don't "mess" with animals, and you're all set for the rewards of all eternity..

Of course the name is a misnomer.

It's based on the original's name, and, for the life of me,

I don't remember much about "Christian Family"

in the "Christian Family and S*x" class.

There was stuff on slang nicknames and a description of

some weird stuff we've already discussed,

there was something on the last chapter of Proverbs,

which, to be honest, was one of the few things that BELONGED

there.

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The overly-sanitized version at least makes a few direct

claims that contradict the practices of yesterday...

then again, so did the class of yesterday, and the man who

claimed that it was wrong for a man to "help himself" to a

woman had no difficulty helping himself to women back then.

But hey, what's a little cognitive dissonance when you're

operating at that level of hypocrisy anyway?

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