Church Signs

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Do you ever read church signs as you're driving by? Some are pretty bizarre. (There was a thread here a while ago about a sign that implied that Jesus used an AK-47! ) But a lot are cute. Here are a couple:

"Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am!"

"Looking for a sign from God? This is one!"

"How will you spend eternity -- smoking, or non?"

How about the rest of you? Got any good ones?

George

[Steve!]

Here's a hilarious one:

"You are welcome at The Way"

[mstar1]

I actually have a photo of a church events board --it reads:

EVENINGS AT 7 IN THE PARISH HALL

_________________________________

MON ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS

TUE ABUSED SPOUSES

WED EATING DISORDERS

THU SAY NO TO DRUGS

FRI TEEN SUICIDE WATCH

SAT SOUP KITCHEN

________________________

SUNDAY SERMON

9 A.M.

"AMERICA"S JOYOUS FUTURE"

I wish I could post the pic...

EDIT: I found a pic that is pretty close--

[Abigail]

Here ya go:

[J0nny Ling0]

And, at the Antich Baptist Church, in Summerville, Mississippi, on the marquis where there was no "official message", it read in bright red lipstick;

"If yer through with sin, c'mon in! (An' if yer not, call 325-6969!!")

[Nottawayfer]

Come early for a good seat in the back! :P-->

[dmiller]

Here's a couple I have seen in my area:

"Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!"

"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright."

"Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."

Work for the Lord. The retirement benefits are out of this world."

"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."