Ron G. Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients(predominately male) while he was performing a rectal exam: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Oklahoma, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all... 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrouchoMarxJr Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Add to that: "But will you still respect me in the morning?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellon Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Bumper Sticker: Your Proctologist called; they found your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GrouchoMarxJr
Add to that:
"But will you still respect me in the morning?"
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Shellon
Bumper Sticker:
Your Proctologist called; they found your head.
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