GarthP2000 Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 > It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a recently immigrated Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. > > The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" > > She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. > > "Patrick Henry, 1775." > > "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?" > > Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." > > The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its' history than you do!" > > She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" > > "Who said that?" she demanded. > > Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." > > At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." > > The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" > > Again, Pedro. "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." > > Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" > > Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" > > Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" > > Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." > > The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh s**t, we're in BIG trouble now!" > > Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003." :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 quote: Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"> > Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" LLMMAAOOOOO!!!!! :D--> :D--> :D--> :D--> :D--> :D--> :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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