Pirate1974 Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 10. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to try to get help. 9. If you find yourself in a town that is deserted, it's probably for a very good reason. Take the hint and get out of there. 8. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out. 7. If you hear a strange noise at night, don't go looking for the cause of it. Leave the house immediately. 6. Never read a book of demon summoning out loud, even as a joke. 5. As a general rule, do not solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. 4. Do not take anything from the dead. 3. When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. 2. Stay away from certain geographical areas such as Amityville, Elm Street, Camp Crystal Lake, Transylvania or any small town in Maine. 1. Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, nail guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, circular saws or anything made from deceased companions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zixar Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 You forgot one: 11. Under no circumstances sneak off to have sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordWolf Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 ....don't do drugs or drink..... ..don't split up..... ..don't say "I'll be right back, because you won't.... ...don't run up the stairs when you should run out the door.... ..don't say "Who's out there?"..... ...the killer must be killed three times.... ...when he calls you, he is usually inside the house... ...beware the moon, stick to the road... ...don't stand with your back to an open window.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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You forgot one:
11. Under no circumstances sneak off to have sex.
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....don't do drugs or drink.....
..don't split up.....
..don't say "I'll be right back, because you won't....
...don't run up the stairs when you should run out the
door....
..don't say "Who's out there?".....
...the killer must be killed three times....
...when he calls you, he is usually inside the house...
...beware the moon, stick to the road...
...don't stand with your back to an open window....
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